Occasionally I Will Go Oh You Know What I Can Rewatch One Of My Favourite Shows While Eating! I See No

i don’t flirt i just say weird shit until you tell me i’m pretty & wanna kiss me

can someone fucking linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. can someone fucking forget their scarf in my life & come back later for it. please

shit i heard in the halls at school

(pt 2)

"he wants to marry her?" "ya he's got a brain injury"

"I'm doing it. I don't care if I havE TO JUMP DOWN THERE AND DO IT MYSELF MYSelf. I'm doing it"

*as Cinderella walks down the stairs* "dang she THICC"

"I know it's infected! How do you know it's infected"

*male voice* "Kaden I think we have a good grudge running and to make it up we should have intercourse"

*loud male voice* "Taylor, showin' off those guns baby, yeah!"

*holding a candle and smelling it* "why does it smell like boy??,,, But WHY does it smell like BOY??"

"This is Salem, not the hood"

*obnoxiously bright voice* "are we gonna be POSITIVE today?"

"Has anyone ever told you to shut up? ...no? Well I am now"

a relic,,,, of a happier time,,,

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

thrifting tips that nobody asked for

go! through! every! rack! i mean it! flip through every piece of clothing one by one. 90% of the time people complain about not finding anything is because theyre just skimming the racks

went through every rack? great, now go do it again!!! its so easy to miss things, and ive found some of my favorite pieces by doing a second sweep. this especially applies to sections that youve found good pieces in

sizes are a construct!! i've found things that are xs and things that are xl and theyve both fit perfectly. look at all sizing sections and dont be afraid to try things on, the worst that can happen is that it doesnt fit. (remember- clothes are meant to fit you, not you fitting your clothes♡)

that being said, seriously, try! things! on! i know it sucks and ive always hated it but its worth it to avoid buying things that end up not fitting or not looking how you imagined

be careful buying things with the intent to alter them, even if its as simple as shortening/hemming. (will you really get around to doing it?)

go through everything youve grabbed At Least Once before you check out. i usually do twice. genuinely ask yourself if youre going to wear it, and make sure that youre not spending money on things that will sit around and/or end up donated again

thrift stores can be gross. please wash your clothes and wash your hands when youre done

resellers suck. i know.

finding designer/name brands while thrifting is fun!! obsessively combing through every store in your area just for name brands is not

reminder that thrifting isnt just something thats "quirky" or fun to do. with the cost of living being insanely high, lots of people (like me) are getting the majority of their clothes secondhand because we cant afford the crazy prices elsewhere. being broke and wanting to look cool are not mutually exclusive

”oh you poor thing! Your disability is so sad. How do you keep going?”

haha lol that’s what she said

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

i get butterflies when i see your name on my phone but that’s literally none of your business

aquarium date? sorry, I mean museum date? sorry, I mean planetarium date? sorry, I mean botanical garden date? sorry, I mean grocery shopping together? sorry, I mean

intro post but for real this time

im mostly just posting into the void on here, but hi :)

this blog is mostly whatever comes into my head at the moment or whatever strikes me as repost-able. im not *super* active here (comes and goes in waves) but i doubt this will ever be a dead blog

along with the random thoughts ill post about literature, fandom stuff (arcane, blue eye samurai, bridgerton, atla, and others), figure skating, music, and art, but mainly im here to just talk, either on posts or in the tags. hate it when its quiet for too long

not expecting much (if any) engagement but my asks/dms are always open

i dont fuck with racists, homophobes, terfs, ablists, etc.