Penelope Is A Better Woman Than Me, I Would’ve Lied And Said I Got Engaged Just To See If Colin Would

sorry i completely shut down hearing fireworks lol do you still think im sexy

adora "Did yOu jUsT jUmP iNtO FiRe fOr mE😏😏" grayskull

this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

its okay you tried

Dear captives.

Hello.

As you all know, I tend to keep people in my basement. Probably not the best thing to do as ive come to grow as a person. Really. I pledge to no longer keep people in my basement. Look, I know its a dick move i'm sorry.

From now on, I will free my captives and no longer hunt you down. Obviously, im not happy about this but I will try. Or like, do it less? Love Stupid green owl.

For old times sake is actually such a heartbreaking and beautiful sentiment. Like, let’s do it for the love that used to be here. It is reason enough.

creepypasta fans please help a uni student!!!!

because im so special and quirky (/s) i'm doing my research paper on modern folklore, specifically on creepypasta and its effect on pop culture and the internet!

problem is, i need lots of people to take my survey, which is where yall come in

if you have five minutes to spare i'd be forever grateful if you answered a couple questions about your experiences with creepypasta

Google Docs

Data- Experience with Creepypastas

Thank you for taking this survey! You will be asked about your experiences with Creepypasta stories and email chains in regard to your gener

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

Literally cannot emphasize enough that my #1 writing advice is to stop being afraid. Stop being afraid of sounding too cringe, or too stupid, or too horrifying, or too horny, or too weird, or too much, or too little, or too you. You need to put your entire pussy into your art. Sure, it won't be to everyone's tastes, but if you keep yourself to the blandest tamest safest roads possible you will be of no one's tastes, not even yours.

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.