I Am A Pirating God. I Can Pirate Anything. Friend Of Mine Came To Me Looking For A Dutch Movie That

@strange-aeons this sounds remarkably like you irl

Strange aeons was teaching a class about cat food. I remember most of the class remarkably well, but the one line that will not leave my mind is “ham is a type of domesticated politician that we hunt for sport”.

this is the current mood yall

*gets a metal pole*

Gonna beat that anons ass.

I STARTED THE MOVEMENT OF REALIZNG THAT ANON IS FUCKED I HAVE AN ARMY BEHIND ME GRRRRRR

COME OUT YOU FILTHY SLUT SO I CAN GET YOUR ASS BANNED

*sit on the sofa and watch you all run after each other * ...meow

You can spam boop me!

reblog if you let people spam boop you

I want you carnally and intensely but its okay dude its no big deal

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

happy samhain dickheads

Girl who cares so much it makes her sick: whatever I don’t even care

taigen is sooooo funny. bitchiest man i've ever seen. he fucked and ran. he's obsessed with honor. he's the only one allowed to kill his rival. he makes silly little sarcastic jokes. he endured torture because his rival "deserved better" than being killed by the men torturing him. he got a boner from homoerotic wrestling. he's pathetic and i adore him.

So sad that there are people who doesn't know about our annual holiday of killing a dead dictator :/

penelope is a better woman than me, i would’ve lied and said i got engaged just to see if colin would cry