Mcyt + The Onion Articles Pt.1

Like two days ago there was an explosion near my house and now the Bakugo rising has begun

I am following the footprints of yours

Let me get to where you are

‪No one is immune to the DJ punch. Some badass Mic for @yamiheart!

Something is wrong with me and  don’t know what

Every morning I wake up and wish I didn’t

I put on clothes and resist the itch under my skin

pick and peel and theres always more layers

Who’s vessel am I in?

I eat food and only feel the textures

All I taste is dust

There are three hair ties where there should be two

I try not to greet my reflection,

It doesn’t matter, I’ll forget what he looks like when I leave the room

I hate my hair and the way I dress

I think there’s something wrong with me

I look up my interests in class because the people there scare me

I can’t look them in the eyes

If I must talk I become a facsimile of whoever they need me to be

I can tell my smile doesn’t reach my eyes.

I can’t check because I hate that thing in the mirror

I watch existentialist tv and relate to the people in the shows

They ask the tired questions

“Who am I,”

“Why am I here?”

“Am I a good person”

I know none of those answers

I stay in bed all day

It’s the only place I feel safe, sequestered from the world

Sometimes I like to imagine I’m sick just so my family will take care of me

I don’t think they like me very much

I dread going to bed

I love getting under the covers

I love nobody coming to bother me 

If I died here nobody would know until the next morning

And even then not until after 3

I love to sleep

I get to die in any way that matters for a bit

When you’re asleep you can pretend nobody knows you

And you know nobody

I hate waking up

I hate remembering I am known

I have therapy on Saturday 

She’ll ask me how I’m doing

I’ll forget all of this by then

She tells me I have successes

But measured against others I’ve done practically nothing 

What am k doing with my life

Is this even worth living

Am I even worth living

I write

I erase

I don’t make anything worthwhile 

Why even try

it stays in my notes to rot anyways

I want tk go missing

I think there’s something wrong with me

I think vanishing is a way of showing love

Leaving and letting people think you got raptured

It’s beautiful in a way

Have some babes,,,

Dead, sad,insecure

describe your OC in 3 words or less!!

i literally hate dream so much what does he think he’s doing. he’ll log onto minecraft dot hell and will be like. today i will beat the game but i can’t use my hands and i’m bliindfolded. tomorrow? the same. i see no god up here but me. perhaps after teatime i will kill four players and then the ender dragon all at once. clutching is for amateurs, i build whole houses while i wait for my enemies to approach their impending doom. for my next trick i will use a boat, a toothpick, and this random nether pig thing to kill the president. i know literally every bug. i personally beat notch up and now i own minecraft. with this fishing rod i will take out a significant proportion of the us navy while i sing sea shanties. god looked me in the face and sent himself to hell

Ahem, mcyt.

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