How Could You Love Me? How Could I Not Love You?

These two goobers here are making a connection with each other and I’m imagining Momo is just sitting there like “this skank better not be thinking about stealing my Okarun too”

So happy

-Upon finding out about Meliodas and Elizabeth's relationship-

Demon King: ... Meliodas.

Demon King:

Demon King, pinching his nose: When I said "fuck the Goddesses", this isn't quite what I had in mind...

I'm churning these out like crazy but I love drawing teenage girls. The fashion, their relationships, the situations they get into... there's nothing both better and worse than being a teenage girl. Trust me, been there.

I felt bad about not drawing lacie before this, so I treated her to a draculaura makeover <3

-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-

Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?

Damian: *looks up* yes

Bruce: what do you think of her...?

Dick: *tries not to laugh*

Tim: *fails not to laugh*

Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*

Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?

Tim: He's trying to set you up!

Batkids -Damian: *laughs*

Damian: *stares blankly*

Bruce: of course, you don't hav-

Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?

Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*

Steph: *chokes on her drink*

Cass: *smiles*

Batkids: WHAT?!

Bruce: ... I-....

Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!

Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!

Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?

Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon

Damian: I was.

Dick: but you just-

Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*

Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*

Bruce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!

-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-

Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep

Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner

Jon: hehe... fuck

Esta va para los fans de habla hispana ;D

Translation under the cut

Phin: To understand the story of FNAF, one must forget these are games

Can: At least Perry is having a better day than me

Phin: And I want you to really take this franchise as what it is

Doof: Did you know that in terms of reproduction

U are funny 🫂✨

When I saw this meme I knew what I had to do

#sip, tengo tumblr, pero soy bien fantasma jajskajs

IDK, me gusta el perryshmirtz. Veré si luego inicio a trabajar en mis dibujos Meling para el nntpride

We need to campaign for the DOOFSWEEP, I will draw-sketch your suggestions to demonstrate his sexyness, so write them in the comments 👇🏻!!

I love this Damian, he's so human, so childlike, I love him, THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD BE, THIS IS MY NEW CANON, I'M NOT MOVING FROM HERE

I was like "Would Damian like the Batmoblie?" I then I realized that the Batmobile is the Gotham kids equivalent of a firetruck. And every kid loves firetrucks.

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