๐ฏ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐ต๐ณ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐! ๐ she/her * 24 ๐๐ฒ๐น๐ณ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ป๐ด โช๏ธ ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ / ๐๐น๐ฎ๐๐๐ผ๐ฟ ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ (occasionally other HH characters)
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It's over
reading a good ass fanfic up until it said something that just makes you want to stop reading
Me who hates cringe culture๐งโโ๏ธ
how i look at my screen after y/n just got called kitten/puppy/bunny
how i look at my screen after y/n just got called kitten/puppy/bunny
realized i haven't posted any fanart that isn't an oc or a shimeji
Deer ๐ฉธ
โขHe prefers for you to hold onto his arm, rather than holding his hand.
โขHe always makes sure you eat something and will make you his motherโs recipes.
โขHe loves taking you on nature walks and will wait until after he takes you home to cannibalize any deer he spotted on the walk (youโre oblivious).
โขBeing on your phone around him is a double edged sword. He hates technology, and he hates when your attention isnโt on him.
โขHe opens every door for you.
โขHis idea of a good time out is taking you to see live performances (musicals/plays/etc.) or taking you dancing at a jazz club.
โขHis idea of a good time in is cooking for you and slow dancing in the kitchen to the radio.
โขHe lets you do his hair and makeup for fun.
โขHeโll play in the snow with you and then make you hot cocoa afterwards.
โขHe wonโt let anyone be mean to you or disrespect you. Heโll broadcast their screams the second your eyes tear up.
โขHeโll constantly pick the lint off your clothes/fix your hair/re-tie your shoes/etc. (anything as an excuse to casually touch you).
โขHe uses his charisma as a radio host to lull you to sleep with his voice; either telling you a bedtime story or singing you a lullaby.
โขHe lets you tie his bowtie.
โขHeโll immediately put his coat over your shoulders if thereโs a slight breeze.
โขHe loves seeing you dress feminine, but heโll compliment you no matter how youโre dressed.
โขHe lets you play with his ears (and tail).
โขHe fantasizes about you being his housewife and mother of his children. He would bring you flowers home every Friday.
Do yall... think that Alastor LIKES being a deer?
We joke about him hating his adorable, prey-like fluffiness, but
He's dressed up as Rudolph, has deer memorabilia and decor, and plays with his ears even when it's not necessary. His antlers turn into creepy branches when he's transforming or just excited in general.
I genuinely think he is pretty fond of his deerness. Maybe likes being underestimated because of his deer traits and conversely likes how scary and off-putting they are when he transforms?
It would honestly be cute AND support our 'Alastor loves hell' theory.
animal crossing x hazbin
What's the absence for? Scared of us perhaps?
Absolutely terrified!
Hah, of course not, dear. The Holidays truly swept me away this time and we're preparing to air the next season very soon! It's a busy time if you can imagine.
I do hope I can return to your wonderful asks soon. I am truly sorry. For those who have been following my blog for a while, I'm sure my prolonged absences are notorious.
I simply want to put time and effort into each ask. It's a very long and delicate process if you can understand.
He admitted it by the way guys
What's the absence for? Scared of us perhaps?
Absolutely terrified!
Hah, of course not, dear. The Holidays truly swept me away this time and we're preparing to air the next season very soon! It's a busy time if you can imagine.
I do hope I can return to your wonderful asks soon. I am truly sorry. For those who have been following my blog for a while, I'm sure my prolonged absences are notorious.
I simply want to put time and effort into each ask. It's a very long and delicate process if you can understand.
Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging
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Musically Talented XI
Someone asked for Alastor playing the saxophone ๐ท
Reader and Alastor at a restaurant together
Waiter handing out food: here's yours. And here's yours. Let me know if you need anything else
Waiter leaves*
Reader stares down at food with concern*
Alastor: what's the problem?
Reader: Nothing! I'm fine
Alastor: it does not look like it. Why are you not eating?
Reader: I'm suddenly not hungry
Alastor: Oh? So that's it then?
Reader: yeah aaaannnd maaaaybbe this isn't what I ordered- but it's no big deal I can still eat it
Alastor: excuse me waiter!
Reader: you don't have to do that...
Waiter approaches*
Alastor: this is not what they ordered
Waiter: I'm terribly sorry. What was it you ordered?
Reader: the chicken tenders
Waiter: Ok we will bring it out to you as soon as possible and you can keep that as well
Reader: ok....
Waiter leaves*
Alastor: honestly what did you think I was going to do? I'm nothing if not calm and reasonable
Waiter returns*
Waiter: I'm afraid we're out of chicken tenders
Alastor begins to stand up*
Reader: No! No! No! Alastor no!
Alastor to waiter: you're very lucky today
Waiter ready to piss his pants: I'm-I'm very sorry. The meal's on us tonight and-and feel free order something else. Anything. Free of charge
Reader: Ok, um the fish and chips then
Waiter: right away!
Waiter dashes to the kitchen*
Alastor: would it be so wrong if we had HIM for dinner?
Reader: YES! IT WOULD BE VERY WRONG!
im back in the building again ๐ญ
(Also this was made for a secret santa event on my discord ๐ฅน๐ฅน alastoe was requested by one of my members by the name of bellalaluvs.co!!)
fem Al<3
animal crossing x hazbin
I can't really say that I'm that proverbial crazy cat gal (cuz I think I don't qualify just yet), but I will say that somehow I see Alastor as more of a cat character than Husk and Husk is a damn cat. Which is not to say Husk is flawed in any way, it's just he's less expressive, I'd say, but I guess that's cuz he doesn't really like the fact that he's a cat, so, understandably, he just fails to give a proper fuck about it, so all in all cattitude is on point still
Well obviously I canโt have chronic fatigue, thatโs a real problem for real disabled people thatโs diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow
I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic
fuck everyone who's started saying the r slur again i hate you and i hope your life falls apart and you die alone
Made a little something on slur reclamation.
Is it me or he looks kinda younger when frowning??
Mask down _ wip Rough animation/fan animation: Alastor the Radio Demon (Pilot Alastor/ Hazbin Hotel) I'm practicing! I was wondering if sometimes when he's alone in his room he stops smiling.