Honestly In Retrospect It Seems One Of The Big Reasons They Emphasized Cosmetics With Azula Was To Make

Did she look like this??

cant believe odysseus tied himself to the mast of his ship so that he wouldn't be tempted to go to the sirens when he heard their song. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

Can netflix do anything right?? Like seriously, if they want people to look forward to a show that's already popular they should have at least done their homework on the actors.

I know people want reasons to hate the Netflix atla adaptation but aiming a witch hunt at a literal child is not the look.

Destiny Fashion. From Musterbrand.

THANKSGIVING IN FAMILY

Commander Zavala: The day have finally arrived to see my two favorites Titans.

Lord Saladin: I'm not speaking with that one horn b*tch.

Lord Shaxx: Salads don't speak.

Amanda Holliday: Who is that b*tch with cat ears?

Cayde-6: Oh! She is Eris ... Is the first time I see her with a dress ... Uhm ...

Amanda Holliday: Don't look at her! *smack*

Ikora Rey: Hey Titans, tired of punching everything?

Lord Shaxx: AND I'M TELLING THAT I'M THE CRUCIBLE AND THE CRUCIBLE IS BETTER THAT THE IRON BANANA!

Xûr: No! I'm not selling narcotics!

Variks: I'll see you in the prison!

Master Rahool: I'm the best!

Master Ives: Nonono, I'm the best.

The Speaker: Please guardians, there will be light. Let's eat the Turkey.

Executor Hideo: YOU ARE EVIL! YOU ARE JUST 20 GHOSTS INSIDE A ROBE!

Oryx: I will take that TURKEY

A small snippet based on my text post. To sum things up about it, basically someone started a running joke about Aloy and Beta being oblivious hermits, and they decide to enact their revenge like any true siblings would.

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“Hey Aloy? Can I ask you something?” 

The huntress in question looked up at her sister, and hummed in response. While it wasn’t unusual at all for Beta to ask her questions, something about this time just seemed… different. 

Perhaps it was the tone of her voice, the set of her shoulders, or something in the air. 

Or maybe it was the shine in her eyes speaking of untold pain and mischief for someone deserving. 

“Where do babies come from?”

All hustle in the common room froze. No one moved nor made a sound, beyond Erend’s wheezing as he choked on his ale. 

It was like a spark between them. A moment of connection. The stars had aligned, their crops were watered, their pores were cleared, and for once, Aloy and Beta were on exactly the same wavelength. 

Revenge.

“Well Beta,” Aloy answered slowly, hastily covering the sadistic gleam in her eyes matching Beta’s own as everyone else sighed in relief over the fact that clearly, Aloy had it handled now.

Oh, those sweet summer children. Those poor unfortunate souls. Those novices tripping over their hunting spears. Like she would ever give up such a golden opportunity. 

Aloy employed every bit of training Rost ever gave her, every moment she pretended she was Rost, every last bit of experience she had gained in her twenty-something years to keep her composure. “I don’t actually know.” And all at once, the tension skyrocketed. Alva squeaked and dropped her glass, spilling water everywhere. Kotallo stared off into the middle distance, like he was chiseled out of stone. Zo twitched, her hands spasming erratically over her stomach. Erend let out a strangled whine, thumping his chest to get his breath back in him. Aloy locked eyes with Beta, each of them acknowledging that this, this moment right here, was truly the start of a greater connection. A greater whole. A true sisterhood. It started right here, getting sweet, sweet revenge on everyone on base. She turned to the others, Beta copying her movement. 

“But I’m sure someone else knows. Why don’t we ask them?”

The sisters watched in concealed pleasure as everyone else turned green. Yes, life was good.

Bats...Why is it always BATS?!?!

This is a frighteningly coordinated assault. I don’t know what to say.

I admit it, I misjudged the ability of the Russian Army more than slightly. I'm still of the view that it'll have logistical problems well east of Kyiv and that it has no idea what it's signed up for even if it doesn't have opposition. This is a part of the world that withers away armies that had far less need for logistical support than Russia will need here.

But that opening assault? Yeah. I was wrong on a very big thing and it's frightening to realize just how wrong. O.X

this is going around twitter and i thought it'd be a fun little thing to bond over

in the tags as usual