Hello, Starshine! Greetings, Tumblr Visitors!

Do you guys know that movie where a group of people go to a nightclub called Vortex & they get sucked into the nightlife, then they want to leave but the music keeps them trapped & they end up dancing for eternity on loop against their will & they can't die, it's like symbolic for hell?

That's what being on Tumblr is like. I'm trapped. It's hell. I tried to get out but shit I'm already here, so let's boogie down, down, down. 🎵 🎶🕺

That isn't a real movie, btw. I totally lied, I'm sorry. Lol.

✧* Vintage Flower Fairies by Cicely Mary Barker ✧*

This shit really got me crying laughing cuz I know who you're talking about 😭😭😭😭

Just had some kid message me about being allegedly bullied by some of my followers, I blocked him.

Here's why: Number one: I'm not sure what happened. Number two: I'll never understand why some people think that just because they're having drama with followers of another person, that the person they're following is automatically involved or responsible for the others' behavior. I am not a parent. I am not part of the tumblr team. Half of my followers are obviously adults and I don't have any more authority than the next person to stop or encourage other people's behavior. I am busy running a factory - not a daycare, I don't get involved with petty online drama that doesn't concern me, even if the people involved are friends or followers. There's no point in messaging me about matters that have nothing to do with my factory or me personally. There are block and report options for a reason. Use them.

I hate having to post this, I'm terribly sorry. That just annoyed the living daylights out of me. Just as I was enjoying a nice glass of wine and-ugh. I digress.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Good evening.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Aight Bubbles its time to dip out her crib 😂😂😂

WHY DO I HAVE A DANCING BIRD IN MY KITCHEN???

Morning bro

Good morning friend! 🌻

I have a question bc I saw your pictures last night:

You have a gorgeous head of hair. Is your hair naturally that curly in the black and white photo?

Good morning! Thank you! ☺️ 🌄

Yes my hair is naturally very curly, my hair type is 3A to be exact. I attempt to straighten it sometimes but it just goes from curly to wavy, lol. Never straight. But I kinda prefer it that way. I don't think I care much for bone straight hair. I like mine to have a little or a lot of volume & life. So most of the time I leave it in its natural state.✨

G O O D M O R N I N G

He so damn fine

Hello Winslow! Do you have a favorite selfie? I think you hot asf, so yeah lol *embarrassed* 😲🤐😶

Hi, lol. Yes I do! It's this one: I was actually super sleepy in this photo. I think it was taken the day before Thanksgiving 2 years ago & it was cold that morning. I had just woken up & threw on a button down (that's why there's no shirt underneath) & I was freezing. But it's my favorite cause I had a bunch of family flying in, I got to meet new family & my hair didn't look like shit that day, excuse my French. ☺️

Four more days until your wedding!!! Omg are you scared or excited??? :D

One more! Both. So nervous though, but the good butterflies kind. I'm such a hopeless romantic, I know once I see her walk down that aisle in her dress I'm gonna cry like a baby. I'm tearing up just typing this believe it or not, lol. I'm gonna be a husband. That's so crazy. 😲🙊

Is it true that vanilla comes from Beaver butt cheeks??

Yes, but not exactly. It's extracted from the glands, called castor sacs, of beavers' butts. Somewhere between their pelvis and tail. Disgusting, yes. Tasty, yes!

If anybody can tell me where to buy this that would be great lol

Small announcement, dear folks! ☝️ Starting sometime in the near future, I will begin posting weekly (or biweekly) video content called "TheWillyWonka Radio", which will consist of various music and white noise playlists. Because I have received messages and questions dealing with depression and insomnia, this content will be especially for those who love ASMR, are studying or need help with their sleeping and relaxing habits. As stated before, videos will be posted either once a week or biweekly, hopefully, should I find the time. Each week there will be a different music genre, from house, to techno, R&B, funk, jazz, rock and lofi. And different ambiences, from crackling fireplaces to waterfalls, thunder storms, rain and nature sounds. Also, I would just like to add that a dear friend of mine has recently informed me that my blog name has become a used hashtag among other tumblrs, and I'm very delighted to hear that! I had no idea I would be growing this fast or my posts still being reblogged! I couldn't be more appreciative! ☺️

Now. Back to the announcement. If you like jamming or sleeping and you can dig what I'm laying down, then tune in to TheWillyWonka Radio in the future! ✨

That's all, folks!

Cya sometime in the future.

- Willy Wonka 🍫