𝓘𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵? 🐸🌿

That part

I'm a trash hoe saving your pics

Jesus Christ you hot af mk?

bye

😶

She need's a good morning pounding willy

*kneeling on the floor in the middle of wires, metal, and glass shards*

*Helps you up* What were you doing down there?

You're supposed to be in bed.

Some of these are funny lmfao

I was offline yesterday. But I received a lot of lovely bday wishes, more than I can answer individually cause I don't wanna spam everyone's dash. Thank you for all the warm bday wishes, even if I didn't screenshot yours (couldn't fit em all)! I'm still hungover & have a lot of post bday & wedding planning stuff to do so I'm gonna go recharge! 😂 Cheers, gracias & bye! 💖💖

Jajajaja

I loved wonkasseur's bad attempt to come for you and how you dragged dafuq out of them lol

Wonkasseur is a thirty-year-old adult tumblr who speaks like a hipster kid and reblogs and posts things that look like they were made by elementary children. I thought they were a kid until I read their bio.

I didn't actually need to insult them. It's embarassing enough being 30 on tumblr acting like a child to fit into "fandoms". Someone actually told me that they seriously thought they were a p3do. Phew!

You have a very pretty nose

That's such an odd compliment, haha! You're weird.

Bearbnb, East Sussex, UK 🍯

Created in celebration of Pooh's 95th anniversary, The 'Bearbnb' is an authentic replica of Pooh's tree-hollow cottage & the designer, Kim Raymond, hasn't left a single detail out – fittingly. Taking inspiration from the original illustrations of E. H. Shepard, the tiny property can be found inside a real tree trunk & boasts a bright red door & a sign that reads 'Mr Sanders', a reference to the original Winnie-the-Pooh tales. The magical home boasts a cozy interior with bespoke blue & white striped wallpaper adorned with yellow acorns & pine cones, as well as a rustic wood ceiling, off-kilter windows, floral furnishings & hand-painted artworks. The kitchen comes equipped with a shelving unit filled with giant jars of honey, while outside you'll find a magical picnic area where guests were served up locally-sourced meals inspired by Pooh's favourite honey.

You gotta teach me your petty ways so I can have sassy and mean clapbacks ready like you do, cuz from what i seen you win fights with ease 💀

Of course! It's all about sarcasm, delivery and wordplay. But this isn't something that everybody can do, see you gotta have the sass and be able to execute it perfectly. ☝️

K, I'm getting bored with tumblr, & I kind of want to move over to Discord? All of the chaos & negativity I see between folks on tumblr (not to mention porn/bots) makes it unenjoyable. I'm thinking about just making a Discord group chat (18+) for people who just want to talk, vibe & get to know each other on a real basis & ditch tumblr. Also, just cause I can't be on here like that all day & I'm in the process of reorganizing my life, so I'll probably eventually leave soon anyway. (Mentally, I'm already gone from here).

Dm me or reblog if interested. Idc. Night. 🌆🌙

:3 oki

Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating

😒

You must be the butthurt 30yo ppl were laughing at? Imagine being your age and getting pressed by a reblog of a post that don't belong to you. 🤡 < That you?