Winslow S. - Deadportrait | 12/5/21

rb to give garlic bread and a warm hug to the person u rb'd from

Your sexy as fuck 😆

Gee, how sweet of you. 😂😂😂

😏😏😏😏

2 of le questions

1 - if Mr Wonka asked you out on a date would you go?

2 - do you think hes cute?

😀 my existence is a pure burden for myself

Won't answer this.

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Do you actually need that cane or is it just decoration

Also is your can edible as well

It's simply an accessory that I like to keep around. Well the cane itself isn't edible but I can fill it with candy too! Currently it has Nerds in it. You know those wonderful little sweet and colorful candies made by Wonka? Yeah, those. Those are the little things inside of it, in case you were wondering. Ha ha!

She need's a good morning pounding willy

*kneeling on the floor in the middle of wires, metal, and glass shards*

*Helps you up* What were you doing down there?

You're supposed to be in bed.

You so damn fine to me, lord have mercy

Please Mrs. Beauregard, you're married!

Goodnight world.

Not me taking notes 😭

Well now I know to never ask you anything anonymous cause youre smart af you always guess right 😂😂😂😂😂

How do you be knowing automatically who be sending you these dumb asks like the last one that was mad you called them out 😂😂😂😂

Because it was a girl's fetish porn spam blog that actually, oh my goodness, wait for it...talks. Talks only about stupid sexual things, at that. So basically a, how do you kids put it nowadays, thot?

And only someone who recently followed me that matched the description of what I said could've been upset. That left her. And I was right, I guess I hurt her feelings twice now cause now she's gone.

People are going to have to start paying me to argue with them.

Anywho...

I used a app that changes your face and when I used your face it changed my face to a girl. The app thinks you're a woman and put lipstick on my face because your lips are really pink it had me laughing so fucking hard. This is proof you're a pretty ass sexy delicious but feminine man. That's all I had to say love u bye sugar 😂😂😂😂😂😂

That-....

Well maybe your app is just crappy and it confuses features and gender often, more than you think. ....S'not my fault you got a two star crappy app. 😒