Today's Sobering "0" Had Arrived During Lunch.

nora dropping the kevin duology announcement out of nowhere same energy as kevin switching to his left hand mid game

If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

group therapy

biblically accurate Kevin Day tattoo apparently

Imagine after ELEVEN YEARS she announces a new spin off series to close out a characters story who was originally supposed to die, and then at 1am on a random Wednesday SAYS SHES WRITING TWO MORE BOOKS AND THEYRE ABOUT KEVIN FUCKING DAY

Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

the biggest saddest eyes in class I exy :((

all I’m saying is that the day someone calls Jeremy a whore/slut/bitch in front of Jean, they’re going to need several root canals, a brain scan, and possibly jaw reconstruction

sylvia plath

moments before getting arrested