Halsey At SNL.

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“What’s your favourite horror movie?” Probably when he quietly slid from time

nothing in my mind except neil josten doing those gimmicky interviews

lie detector interview? he lies flawlessly. they ask him what team he’s on to test it and he says the trojans. the needle doesn’t move. no one knows what to do

answering the internet’s most googled question? neil doesn’t give away shit. (“what is neil jostens favorite hobby?” “lying to cops”) every question is answered with some version of your mother or an anecdote about something illegal

hot wings but neil and kevin do it versus each other. it quickly devolves into psychological warfare. neil adds hot sauce to kevin’s wing when he’s not looking

neil takes a buzzfeed which exy player are you the most like and when he gets riko he just walks out

literally any gimmicky pr stunt just dissolves into chaos

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

Fox pile🦊🧡🤍

Commissions are opened! Dm me if interested

Columbia Club 😏

If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

of course ronan lynch is in my dream blunt rotation, who do you think is providing the dream blunts

I mean if I were Jeremy and two 6-foot-tall, dark-haired guys with PTSD tried to get into my pants I’d fold too

Shoutout to Jean dropping “stupid, beautiful Kevin” on us because he ate with that. That’s exactly what Kevin is, both stupid and beautiful. Amazing, descriptive, heartbreaking, straight to the point. I haven’t stopped thinking about it. Stupid, beautiful Kevin indeed