theo. 26. he/him. a place to shout about my various interests. currently hyperfixating on all for the game.
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im honestly so tired of failing and people telling me aw you tried your best. i DID NOT. i failed badly because i did NOT try my best. my best is so good you people could not even imagine.
it’s genuinely so funny that im alive and this is what im doing
“that doesnt mean i wouldn’t blow you”
"that doesn't mean i wouldn't blow you" is an iconic confession for a lot of reasons but i love that andrew obviously picked his wording so so carefully there to avoid admitting any feelings involved and then neil's demisexual ass just totally bypasses that and he responds saying "you like me." WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT ANDREW WAS TRYING TO AVOID ADMITTING.
cause blood is thick but water is forever and I'm stiffer than a board lighter than a feather and that girl will be a problem only if you let her and I left her back home but I cannot forget her
Jean Moreau is the epitome of "crazy how through all of this i'm still horny. the human spirit is unbreakable"
nothing in my mind except neil josten doing those gimmicky interviews
lie detector interview? he lies flawlessly. they ask him what team he’s on to test it and he says the trojans. the needle doesn’t move. no one knows what to do
answering the internet’s most googled question? neil doesn’t give away shit. (“what is neil jostens favorite hobby?” “lying to cops”) every question is answered with some version of your mother or an anecdote about something illegal
hot wings but neil and kevin do it versus each other. it quickly devolves into psychological warfare. neil adds hot sauce to kevin’s wing when he’s not looking
neil takes a buzzfeed which exy player are you the most like and when he gets riko he just walks out
literally any gimmicky pr stunt just dissolves into chaos
favourite 2024 albums → THE GREAT IMPERSONATOR by Halsey
"I hope once you listen you will find that behind this theatrical facade is a record I made in a time of grave existential bewilderment. The album is sad, this is true. It's frenzied and calm all at once somehow. To have it in the world with the knowledge of all that I learned while I was making it, is a profound feeling."
goldendoodle boyfriend. like the golden retriever boyfriend but there's something wrong with him
But first they must catch you 🏳️⚧️ Prints
Friendship Can b just as fulfilling as any other kind of love Straight up Most people just lowkey don’t fw their friends that heavy but if u ever had a friend u fw HEAVYYY and I mean heavy you’d know what I was talking abt
I'm folding in on myself. Into myself. I'm caving in. Oh i Am being rolled into a cute little cigarette by God,ok
damn that’s wild. Maybe the solution is gay sex
Dropping the latest Sketch-a-Wish voted on by my lovely Patreon members, featuring Adam and Ronan in an exaggerated representation of probably the most popular quote for the pair in The Raven King by Maggie Stiefvater.
A scene where Ronan is tracing Adam's palm, while inwardly monologuing the metaphor of his feelings as an oil-spilled ocean, ready to burn at the slightest spark. I just had fun with it!
(also, is the oil-spilled ocean metaphor stemming from the fact Ronan finds Adam covered in / smelling like motor oil from his mechanic job? 🤔)
the autopsy team in every hannibal episode:
will graham:
‘I am a Moreau,’ Jean said, flat and fierce. ‘I am not-’ ‘So was Elodie,’ Neil reminded him, and Jean stopped breathing. ‘Remember that the next time you think you aren’t worth saving.
So i had urge to cause suffering a lil