Aplacemadeforleaving

Today's sobering "0" had arrived during lunch.

prints

"that doesn't mean i wouldn't blow you" is an iconic confession for a lot of reasons but i love that andrew obviously picked his wording so so carefully there to avoid admitting any feelings involved and then neil's demisexual ass just totally bypasses that and he responds saying "you like me." WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT ANDREW WAS TRYING TO AVOID ADMITTING.

kevin, gesturing at a barking jabberwocky: get your dog under control

jean, gesturing at neil: you have your own rabid mutt to worry about. get him under control

If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

While some people are afraid of "monsters" under the bed, someone is taming them.🐾

Aftg couples doodle yay 🎀

get rotated idiot

POV: You and your evil associates devote enormous time and effort to intimidating your adversary, complete with menacing black outfits, synchronised gestures, and cutting words... but it all fails because your adversary is in fact stoned out of his gourd and burbling Broadway tunes at you.