The Catboys I Signed For My All-catboy Baseball Team Dont Know What Baseball Is And Theyre Actively Loudly

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

Bringing this back

I dreamt someone was discussing gender neutral names. The example names they mentioned were Sensitivity, Nennifer, and McBucky.

I had a dream we got Hillary Clinton to somehow become president instead of trump and one of the first things she said was that she was having a baby and naming him “Aass” and we were just like…girl…we fought so hard for you and you’re repaying us by naming your baby Ass with two A’s…

pizza pizza

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

long tbh is long