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I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”
last night I woke up and apparently wrote down my dream and it’s the most bizarre thing I’ve ever fucking read and I have no idea why I decided on this format of story telling
I had a dream that i had a greatsword that dealt ice damage but it was actually just cirno tied to a stick and when i upgraded it it was the same thing but she had a gun
i napped for 3 hours and dreamt about:
a zen pencils comic with a bunch of people sitting in a waiting room and the receptionist calls “excuse me, is there a mr. racist here?” and this guy raises his hand and immediately starts getting beat on by everybody else in the waiting room and the last panel is a closeup of his file and it’s first name STOPBEING last name RACIST
trying to make the teenage mutant ninja turtles fuck
ok so the other night i had a dream about reading creepypasta and i dreamt that i read the scariest creepypasta EVER and in the dream it seemed so hair-raising but thinking back now it was like
“i signed into xbox live and i had a message from a guy i beat in a game that said ‘i have long feet and i’m gonna get you’”
and then the narrator went to bed and woke up with long feet guy stretching his feet from across the world in through the narrator’s window and into his bed
and i woke up with my heart POUNDING i was so scared Long Feet Man was gonna touch me with his long feet
I had a nightmare that Ted Cruz was elected president and his first speech as president opened with “Hello everypony”
I tried waking myself up so hard that I had a headache when I finally woke up
someone draw this dream I had
RPG Thief 1: You have such shifty eyes RPG Thief 2: That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
I had a dream last night that some guy came from an alternate reality and the only thing that was different was that he called spoilers ‘ruiners’ and kept saying ‘ruiner alert’ and so everyone kept making fun of him
I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember
I had a dream last night that Benson from regular show replaced Luna in Sailormoon. What I love about dreams is that you’re never interrupted with “This is stupid”. My brain just rolled with it.
I had a dream the other day where I was standing on this platform in a void and a giant sphinx was in front of me about to ask me a riddle and if I answered wrong it would kill me
it asks “what is a human?”
and in my dream my first thought was to that card with “what is a dad” on the front and then “you. you is a dad” inside
so I answer “me. me is a human”
and the sphinx fucking smacked me off the platform
god, I had the dumbest dream the other day that they revealed Alola Gengar
and it was just a Gengar with a gun
like just
a normal realistic gun
and I thought “I’m gonna name her Gungar” and woke up feeling confused
i think “BODE” is the first time i’ve seen a meme described in a dream become a real meme. what is the power of BODE. can we harness this
i had a dream where there was a new Move and it was a dab but the arms go down instead of up and the hand by ur head was a fist and it was called the Crunch
I had a dream we got Hillary Clinton to somehow become president instead of trump and one of the first things she said was that she was having a baby and naming him “Aass” and we were just like…girl…we fought so hard for you and you’re repaying us by naming your baby Ass with two A’s…
honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp
i had a dream that the new Lingo was “big yeet” and it meant something like “mood and i hate it”
A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.
I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail
i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck