Apollo-meridian - Dreamful Path

tanahashi in aprons. thats it.

I had a dream we got Hillary Clinton to somehow become president instead of trump and one of the first things she said was that she was having a baby and naming him “Aass” and we were just like…girl…we fought so hard for you and you’re repaying us by naming your baby Ass with two A’s…

commission for @bestfriendmothman of @rabbiteclair‘s prompt!

oh to have a vivid imagination

Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

I dreamt the 4th top ranking Symmetra player worldwide was the babadook 

god, I had the dumbest dream the other day that they revealed Alola Gengar

and it was just a Gengar with a gun

like just

a normal realistic gun

and I thought “I’m gonna name her Gungar” and woke up feeling confused

i napped for 3 hours and dreamt about:

a zen pencils comic with a bunch of people sitting in a waiting room and the receptionist calls “excuse me, is there a mr. racist here?” and this guy raises his hand and immediately starts getting beat on by everybody else in the waiting room and the last panel is a closeup of his file and it’s first name STOPBEING last name RACIST

trying to make the teenage mutant ninja turtles fuck

last night I woke up and apparently wrote down my dream and it’s the most bizarre thing I’ve ever fucking read and I have no idea why I decided on this format of story telling