Aaaaaaaaaa

idk man

Zebumomsh bronze and clearly thhoughth i wash thoo sho thhathsh how I shlipped thhrough thhe cracksh or whatever

shthill thinkin abouth thhoshe weird anonsh I've been gething honeshthly

whosh dying

"Aauti5tic troll5 are the 5weete5t!" Nnot me I'm a fukcing nook.

no i meanth YOU you dumbfuck

your prethenthioush ash fuuuuuuck

you sherioushly thhink people will jushth like... leth thhemshelvesh be culled becaushe shome rando on grumblr shaid sho???

@cullee-for-culling ur asksh are off buth holy shhith your blog ish INSHAAAANE LMFAO?!?

donth fuckin thalk abouth my lushush like thhath

H0W D9 Y0U K4N0W 1F Y0YR 9L00D2 633N F8CK3D??

my platoniiic best friiiend told me iiit's the wrong color!!!

i donth thhink thhe empire did thhish tho me? prethy shure i wash born fucked

>I swear 6y the empress, 6r}o{nzes are either an 8/10 }o{r a 0/10, n}o{ in-6etween.<

/<3

fuuuuck dude donth make me feel BAD im already ready tho bashh my head in shhith

aftherthjish shhithh pashessh illthry

i dunno if we can be e-matheshprithsh anymore if buckethsh blocked you 8-/

- @apoplecticalgorithm

Ddo you really care that much about what a 5ingulr troll think5 of me? Are you really willing to for5ake our entire relation5hip over 5uch a minor thing a5 me completely owning your friend'5 a55 on the interhex? Wwho care5 what Bukcet think5, you know me bettr than 5he know5 me, & you like me more than 5he like5 me, 5o her opinion 5houldn't influence your5. Yyou can 5till be friend5 with her, of cour5e, but remembr that her opinion5 on thing5 are completely invalid.

wuh oh

i goth a migraine comin on sho

like

wuh ohhh

psst hey beforans!!! any thoughts on!!! all that!!!

i will pershonally screenshhoth fic reahulths for you and thhen dm you whathever onesh you wanth paragraph by paragraph

becaushe i wuv you

i think they blocked ao3 in the caverns.

what the fûck gûys.

shhith you shaw

Wh04, c00l mut4t10n!! 1 d1dn't kn0w tr0lls l1k3 y0u 3X1sted!! D0 y0u h4v3 ps110n1cs l1k3 4 g0ld?? 0r 4r3 y0u sup3r str0ng l1k3 s0m3 1nd1g03s?? - M0d 4m3thyst, @r41nb0w-c0nn3ct10n

== Hm. We are not the most uncommon, sometimes mistaken for cuspbloods, though. Certainly not common. I am stronger than a goldblood would be in my situation, and before the organ was removed, I had limited psionics which manifested more as... a taser than anything flashy. I could charge my husktop. ==

urggghj but i canth geth up

@apoplecticalgorithm asks:

sho whath happensh if shomeone ushesh a bucketh for non-pail reashonsh and thheresh another bodily fluid in ith? will thhe dronesh thake it by accidenth?

A... Aestûs ؍ءړᴝ

Jûst... Don't give them the barf bûckets ؍ءړᴝ

I tell yoû this every time yoû ask ؍ءړᴝ

If yoû forget which is which, I can help yoû paint them different colors or something ؍ءړᴝ

Here is the part where I joke aboût your cool tone fixation ؍ءړᴝ

Yoû can jûst text me if yoû have qûestions-- This is also fine of coûrse-- Jûst to clarify ؍ءړᴝ