Eclectic trash bin where I keep stuff I like. Ramblings, thoughts, quotes, and naruto. A little self-depreciation never hurt anybody.
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if you’re not even a little bit cringe how else am i supposed to fall in love with you
for @cryptid-picnic (also yes you can use any of these posts as a blog header)
Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands
mentally eel
can we all stop pretending that life is fun or even tolerable i want to start being insane in public
Whatever *succumbs*
I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself
*has my feelings surgically removed*
*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*
Me, stretches to relieve some pain: this will help
My body, hurting even more: bitch you thought
W.B. Yeats, from “Before the World Was Made”
i only keep the disorders that make me cool. the rest i just say “that’s enough” and dont have it anymore
my criteria for liking music is like well there has to be noises
oh u haven’t heard?? it’s all gonna be ok
depression has got me acting cringy as fuck dude
me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*
but if i dont see immediate results for my efforts ill die
“You have to meet people where they are, and sometimes you have to leave them there.”
— Iyanla Vanzant
it's so stupid, adhd is a dozen vaguely related neuroses in a trench coat, including such popular hits as
Can't Fucking Sleep Disorder
Can't Fucking Wake Up Disorder
What Is A Focus
Oops I Did It* Again (*Spent Thirteen Hours On Youtube And Forgot To Eat Or Drink)
The World Is Too Noise Today
All My Friends Hate Me (I Deduced This From A Three Word Text)
I Forgot About [thing] Literally As Soon As I Turned Around
...and they decided to call it Trouble Sitting Still Disorder?????
Someone: "How are you today?”
The hallucination of Edward Cullen that I keep around at all times: "Lie."
anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong
Just saw a description of the Enneagram Type Nine that said “Some Nines are fond of saying that they ‘go with the flow,’ but in truth, they are hoping that everything will flow around them and let them be.”
And I- that’s so damn accurate, my breath caught in my throat for a second.
like half my personality is just symptoms
*turns off the light*
my cat, who can still see perfectly, watching as I bump into a table: Ah, she has toggled the switch that controls whether she is stupid.
imagine being someones dream girl . i almost blacked out thinking abt it
Harry describing Draco: that gleaming white-blond hair tho. those glittering pale grey eyes tho. that smirk and that swagger and that drawling voice tho. that pale skin tho. that faint blush tho.
Harry describing Ginny: red hair
oh you love me?? name 3 meds that didn't work for me
i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know
i'm that rat type, concealed inside his hat type, control his every act type,
Y’all I just learned that unusually high sugar and carb cravings are a symptom of dopamine deficiency
If you’re adhd and experience a deep and all-encompassing urge to eat cake at least five times a day boy do I have news for you