Latest Posts by aquilatina - Page 2

ads don’t work on me b/c i’m poor 

i don’t know anything about culture i am just at my house

in my defence i'm stupid as hell your honor

reblog if you’ve never used the braincell

girls will say they’re fine then stay home on a friday night listening to norman fucking rockwell

i am no longer baby i want power

lookin for my twin flame. hmu if we’ve meet 1000s of years ago & have hung out every subsequent lifetime since. missing you

girls will see a chance to commit arson and be like “sorry, i have to take this”

Mom can you pick me up people at this party hate my experimental pop playlist

i watch movie i have an epiphany i forget it the next day . that’s just who i am

one day hozier is gonna cover hallelujah and by god it’ll kill me but what a way to go

if a vampire kidnaps me and steals me away to their lair then DO NOT attempt to slay them and rescue me they caught ME slipping okay that is on ME

No offense but *coughs into a white cloth, then dramatically unfolds it to reveal that it is spotted with blood, foreshadowing my tragic death by tuberculosis at the ending of the film*

imagine a calico cat

i love it whenever a cat walks up to another cat and slaps it right in the face for no reason at all completely unprovoked

but if i dont see immediate results for my efforts ill die

ignoring canon because i simply do not vibe with it

Being weird together in museums is a love language

every time i see a mohawk irl im overcome w the urge to also have one. if u have a mohawk ur cool and hot automatically

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

my brain, after i overshare again : good fucking job ! how are we gonna be a cryptid now

the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

ADHD brain be like “Oh I have a ton of free time, but none of the literally dozens of things I could do to fill that time seem Gratifying Enough to commit mental energy to, so I’m just gonna sit here dissociating for five hours while also singing Queen songs in my head probably.”

why must my analysis be supported by “textual evidence”? is it not enough for my arguments to be sexy and unhinged??

sometimes making tea is less about drinking it and more ab it keeping you company

All the baddest bitches have eczema and allergies

me: okay, so, are we fighting or are we flirting? because i'm getting mixed signals here

vampire: my fangs are literally inches from your throat right now

me: that doesn't answer my question

do u ever just wish u could be an ancient oracle and your whole job was to do weed and tell stupid riddles to rich conquerors only for them to misinterpret your words and die

brb gotta go darken my clothes and strike a violent pose