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one day hozier is gonna cover hallelujah and by god it’ll kill me but what a way to go

Shoutout to the imaginary person or creature that used to run alongside the car when you were a kid. It was so good at parkour.

me: okay, so, are we fighting or are we flirting? because i'm getting mixed signals here

vampire: my fangs are literally inches from your throat right now

me: that doesn't answer my question

Shrike by Hozier but you’re sitting by your open window during a thunderstorm

(best with headphones)

Trying to find something to motivate myself and I found this little line from Van Gogh

me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’

me at home: good nite 

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

why must my analysis be supported by “textual evidence”? is it not enough for my arguments to be sexy and unhinged??

*says something and gets what i interpret as slight disinterest in response* okay!!!! I will not speak again

me, as a child lining up stuff in rows: now this is how you have fun