Ignoring Canon Because I Simply Do Not Vibe With It

hey remember when hxh was FUN and not DOWNRIGHT DEPRESSING

Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then

got an oil change and the guy told me i needed a tire rotation. lmao, the tires are rotating every time i drive it, that’s how it works. idiot.

it's so stupid, adhd is a dozen vaguely related neuroses in a trench coat, including such popular hits as

Can't Fucking Sleep Disorder

Can't Fucking Wake Up Disorder

What Is A Focus

Oops I Did It* Again (*Spent Thirteen Hours On Youtube And Forgot To Eat Or Drink)

The World Is Too Noise Today

All My Friends Hate Me (I Deduced This From A Three Word Text)

I Forgot About [thing] Literally As Soon As I Turned Around

...and they decided to call it Trouble Sitting Still Disorder?????

i don’t know anything about culture i am just at my house

android users think they’re like communists or something

Me talking about myself ▶ 🔘──────── 00:00:01 Me talking about episode 85’s you are light scene ▶ 🔘──────── 999:59:59

i act up on tumblr because my mama can’t whoop my ass here

the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm