Someone Write A Fic Where Bau!reader And The Team Get Into A Heated Discussion About Team Jeremiah Vs

I have a head canon that Mulder and Scully would have gotten married if only to have a legal claim to each other when hospitalized. Absolutely nothing romantic involved. They are separated on the grounds that they are not married in way too many medical situations and especially post his fake death, I think they would have wanted legal assurances

Spooky Mulder? More like Pookie Mulder AMIRIGHT???

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top of mind: my fic rec list (my curated / categorized list of fics I love, which I actively add to all the time) me @ AO3 (because not everything is on Tumblr) my fic on Tumblr (but not everything is on Tumblr) oh yeah me on Gossamer (I was but a child) meta: Sexualizing Scully (in Never Again and the whole series) Me on 3 (Mulder's Depressed Vampire Sex) Penultimate Partner Episode Analysis: Season 3-7 Why the XF isn't Really About Watergate Why The End is an Underappreciated Critical MSR Episode Scully the Ice Queen Trope

themed fic recs: Rain King fic recs for Valentine's Day Biogenesis / Sixth Extinction / Amor Fati fic recs Spooky Fic Recs for Tricks and Treats (Halloween) Undercover Mulder Smolder: Pine Bluff Variant fic recs Mulder-centric fic for Mulder's birthday Season 1 /Early Season 2 Fics W/ No Spoilers Outsider POV fic recs 3 fic recs Milagro fic recs for Valentine's Day DeadAlive / Three Words fic recs

Absolutely hilarious to me that the ton is gonna be speculating on why and how Penelope and Colin ended up engaged and there’s definitely gonna be some entrapment/pity rumours going around but the actual truth of it is that Colin chased a carriage down, fell to his knees and went “please please please please please please please”

true life: my boyfriend believes in aliens and doesn’t understand the word No

dana scully may be the girl of all time

On a cuter note, he took after his dad (Hotch)

genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back

the tragedy of characters attempting to break free from the cycle (violence, fate, generational trauma, etc.) that they go down a path and become someone they don’t even recognize all to fulfill the cycle they had every intention of breaking and fail the quest

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back