I Love Votv Because Everything In It Sounds Like A Fake Playground Rumour The Mew Under The Truck Type

I do have digigrade legs but they look like this

Happy mothers day!

I will forever celebrate this day for the mothers I remember having. They may not be here anymore, but they loved me then. I'm more than willing to love them now.

me

Here I have created a beautiful artistic rendering representing why I, an alterhuman, despise summer

Gay 4 - Dropwigs

Jump of the Dropping Wigs

Based of this thing

who the hell let this dog in a fucking church (I don’t want to be here) like dude wtf are you doing letting a fucking herding dog here (please get me out I’m uncomfy)

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

how dare you…….. make a dog write a long essay…… how am i even supposed to do that….. with my paws,,,,,,?? >:(

“It’s okay to have bad days, that's what makes you human!” “Those emotions are normal for every human, don’t worry!” “Humans struggle, don’t let it stop you!” If anyone says these to me again, I’m biting them /hj Like I get that they are most likely trying to help and be comforting, it just always upsets me because I’m not human. Like are bad days not okay to have when you're not human??? /rt That's what it feels like to me when others say things like this to me- I know it’s kinda silly, it's just how I feel.

'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple