You May Not Recognize Me At First, But I Assure You, it's Still Me.

Oh no

“lol but why is this actually good” because i made it in earnest?? because i loved it??? because i love you??? because quality and humor are not mutually exclusive???? hold my hand. it’s okay

The og

i love when people on here well be like “who DOESN’T want their blood to get sucked ? 🤨” well i hate to break it to you but the average person does not, in fact, want to have their blood get sucked. statistically there is a large amount of people who do not want this to occur. this is shocking and appalling, i know. the world is full of unsettling things

what kind of drunk i think each of the fnv companions/honorary companions get

Boone: sad drunk. he drinks like once a year and when he does he has one beer and starts feeling like a mitski song. he always leaves the function/bar/club/etc to go stand in the yard and stare pensively up into the night sky.

arcade: horny drunk. mr "overt flirtation will get you anywhere," actually drinks fairly frequently but only really gets drunk once every few months. absolutely the worlds worst flirt and he knows it, his strategy is just to tousle his hair a little, lounge on surfaces in a slutty white button up with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows and wait for someone to come make out with him. it always works.

benny: also horny drunk, but in an obnoxious, over the top way. terrible flirt but earnestly tries his best. lives for drunk cigs and is usually the guy to go over and make out with arcade.

Cass: we already see this is game but crabby drunk who just kinda wants to sit alone in a silent room with her whiskey like an alcoholic white dad in his office on a weeknight.

Lily: sleepy drunk but she doesnt drink around the grandkids, she thinks it'll be a bad influence on them

Raul: chill drunk. he's pretty much the same but more tired and more jokey

Vulpes: "im not drunk," drunk. thinks he has the alcohol tolerance of a bull but actually has the tolerance of a waifish goat. spends the entire night confidently slurring out the phrase "i'm not even that drunk,", shit talking every single person at the function (to their face and behind their back), starting petty drama, and listening in on other people's conversations. All star flip cup champion. always throws up in the yard and finds a way to blame in on "being sickened by the profligate's behavior," rather than alcohol poisonig. thinks that anything he did during a blackout doesnt count because he doesnt remember it, therefore it didn't happen.

Veronica: supportive drunk: Veronica's the girl who sits in the club bathroom and cries with you while you tell her your traumatic backstory. usually the one to talk down boone and make sure Vulpes got home safe.

ulysses: infodump drunk/sad drunk. self explanatory.

rex: no

ede: NO

the people who are bitching like “stop whining about reblogs!!1!1! Dont force someone to reblog your art!1!! Stop guilt tripping!1!!!1” are the same type of people who would

A.) repost art without premission and proceed to say “im giving the artist exposure they should be thankful!!1!1!”

And B.) ask for free art and when the artist points to their commision prices, get all upset because theyre “OvErPrIcEd” and therefore they “only do art for the money!!1!1! They dont care about their followers or real art!!1!1”

The thing is, is that, no ones forcing anyone to do anything lmfao calm the fuck down. The post is just saying, hey, if you like an artists art, you could also reblog to give them more exposure and help them expand their audience. Thats it lmao its not “guilt tripping” anyone, its not whining and saying we need validiation “from reblogs”; Im happy with my art, i think im growing more as an artist each day. That being said, I still hope people like my art enough to reblog it because that helps me get exposure. I want to one day have an audience that can commission me, and help support me via my art, you know? I’d love to have a steady income from me doing art for people and such. Even if it may not be my only job/career, I still want to do it.

And I can’t if my art doesn’t reach people. And, it reaches people faster, if people like my art enough to reblog. So, if people like my art (or any other artists art) I would encourage them to consider reblogging it, because many other artists are in the same boat as me. thats it. send post

firefox just started doing this too so remember kids if you want to stream things like netflix or hulu over discord without the video being blacked out you just have to disable hardware acceleration in your browser settings!

cursed ship

The silly

(Ghirahim is very epic and he has been on my mind, so have a silly :P)