what kind of drunk i think each of the fnv companions/honorary companions get
Boone: sad drunk. he drinks like once a year and when he does he has one beer and starts feeling like a mitski song. he always leaves the function/bar/club/etc to go stand in the yard and stare pensively up into the night sky.
arcade: horny drunk. mr "overt flirtation will get you anywhere," actually drinks fairly frequently but only really gets drunk once every few months. absolutely the worlds worst flirt and he knows it, his strategy is just to tousle his hair a little, lounge on surfaces in a slutty white button up with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows and wait for someone to come make out with him. it always works.
benny: also horny drunk, but in an obnoxious, over the top way. terrible flirt but earnestly tries his best. lives for drunk cigs and is usually the guy to go over and make out with arcade.
Cass: we already see this is game but crabby drunk who just kinda wants to sit alone in a silent room with her whiskey like an alcoholic white dad in his office on a weeknight.
Lily: sleepy drunk but she doesnt drink around the grandkids, she thinks it'll be a bad influence on them
Raul: chill drunk. he's pretty much the same but more tired and more jokey
Vulpes: "im not drunk," drunk. thinks he has the alcohol tolerance of a bull but actually has the tolerance of a waifish goat. spends the entire night confidently slurring out the phrase "i'm not even that drunk,", shit talking every single person at the function (to their face and behind their back), starting petty drama, and listening in on other people's conversations. All star flip cup champion. always throws up in the yard and finds a way to blame in on "being sickened by the profligate's behavior," rather than alcohol poisonig. thinks that anything he did during a blackout doesnt count because he doesnt remember it, therefore it didn't happen.
Veronica: supportive drunk: Veronica's the girl who sits in the club bathroom and cries with you while you tell her your traumatic backstory. usually the one to talk down boone and make sure Vulpes got home safe.
ulysses: infodump drunk/sad drunk. self explanatory.
rex: no
ede: NO
Learning that general audiences didn’t enjoy Lisa Frankenstein is wild, and I’m so glad the freaks of tumblr Get It. This movie was made for us.
Lisa Frankenstein is at 50% with critics on rotten tomatoes and 85% viewers, proving yet again that you should not try to make everything for everyone. If you make something with a specific audience in mind, they will find it and they will love you for it
lisa frankenstein is for the people who harbor beef with how the plot resolved in corpse bride
Party Hard redraw
2018
got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me
we should hype up bottom surgery more i think. both twitter transphobes and chronically online trans people really like to be disgusted at phalloplasty, vaginoplasty, ext. and i really think we should treat them as cool and sexy and neutral like top surgery scars or whatever
Funny that transphobes talk abt trans men like “dont be surprised when the testosterone doesn’t turn you to an anime twink” meanwhile half the trans guys I know are in an active race to become the hairiest man in the world gripping our T bottles like “please I need to be a bear it’s important”
Springlocked by azoinab
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Old man gets warmed up after his horrible and embarrassing accident.jpeg
My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.
starscream tantrum i made this purely for my own use but graciously decided others may see it as well this is also my first tf art which i guess sounds about right
propaganda and compromise
I feel insane every time I think about how every iteration of Freddy and Bonnie are in love because what the hell does that imply about their creators. It's like what if we made our OCs kiss. What if they were in love because we can't be. What if they outlived us. What if we were dead and hated each other and our characters' love outlived ours.
Another page from The Silver Eyes redrawn
this was the real cause of his death actually
shared these doodles with the server and finally sharing with you guys <33
the bonnies and freddys <3
2 questions.
1. Do you still have your blog header pic?
2. If it's your's can I use it?
yea i do, in kinda dookie quality but yea
yes u may : ] nuthing commercial. Credit if possible
firefox just started doing this too so remember kids if you want to stream things like netflix or hulu over discord without the video being blacked out you just have to disable hardware acceleration in your browser settings!
ill buy it
Springtrap is selling you his plushie🫴
Reblogging again because this is so so good.
i always really adored OFF's sprite style cuz turning pencil drawings into pixels gives off some great uneasy vibes. so i thought why not try that on Bon, and then a couple of other guys as well
kicking a hornets nest.
i love when people on here well be like “who DOESN’T want their blood to get sucked ? 🤨” well i hate to break it to you but the average person does not, in fact, want to have their blood get sucked. statistically there is a large amount of people who do not want this to occur. this is shocking and appalling, i know. the world is full of unsettling things
How did we get here. What happened