Latest Posts by art-w0rm - Page 3
don't just stand there!!!!! help him!!!!!!
worse [more suggestive] version under the cut
i've drawn enough of them. be free now. go. into the wild with you all
FNAF doodle dump
im taking media away from some of u guys until you can pass a 6th grade literary analysis test
So a free tool called GLAZE has been developed that allows artists to cloak their artwork so it can't be mimicked by AI art tools.
AI art bros are big mad about it.
You may not recognize me at first, but I assure you, it's still me.
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The og
Like c’mon what were they expecting?
I'm 20 and I've always said that when I'm writing a fanfic or something it's similar to me getting little army men and making them kiss; comparing them to barbies is the other side of the coin to my phrase lol, I love it
I know everyone on Tumblr and Twitter regards people who are 25+ or god-forbid 30+ to be in fandom for nefarious purposes only and should be doing adult things like having a shitty 9-5 office job and then getting home and staring at a beige wall.
I'm here to tell you that my experience being 30 is largely unchanged from being 20, except I now have better communication and empathy skills from years of therapy and also from gazing into the void. Also I have more bills and stress, which means I value my time being able to enjoy a hobby like playing with metaphorical Barbie dolls.
Also, I can offer you such gems of lived-experience advice like "you may have a quarter-life crisis in your twenties as adulthood comes stampeding over you, it will suck absolute ass but you are not alone and you can do this."
Anyways shout-out to the age range who are not-elders-but-regarded-as-such-online-for-some-reason. I met a 60+ person playing my cool new gardening sim game and he's legit af. I am baby compared to that guy and he's still vibing. You're allowed to be part of online communities at any age as long as you respect the people around you.
The silly
(Ghirahim is very epic and he has been on my mind, so have a silly :P)
by the way, for people who don't understand what the issue with "delulu" is, let me put it this way. i know a kid who uses delulu in day to day speech to refer to her crushes, or her favorite fictional ships, or other people liking things she doesn't. this is common. one day, she found out from an ex friend of mine that i used to honestly believe i was the second coming of jesus christ. when she asked me about it, i told her it was a delusion. she said "honey, you're not delusional, you're straight up insane." if non-psychotics take "delusional" and make it mean anything less than what it does mean, it leaves us with no word less than insane, or nuts, or crazy.
Coloring older thesezag sketches
…If Zagreus could romance Theseus it’d be cute if he started calling him prince
hades, a game with beautiful wholesome canon ships and metric tonnes of content for them: exists
me: veers so hard and fast into thesezag i have whiplash
The last batch of Hades characters as Hollow Knight bugs, the special chamber beans!
Im gonna have a controversial opinion here- as much as I adore theseus/asterius people dont consider that they could also be in a queer platonic relationship instead of a purely romantic one- i could see asterius being QPs w theseus and zagreus, and theseus and zagreus being enemies to lovers or whatever you wanna call it (or theseus in the middle there, i dont think hed be willing to give asterius to anyone else lol)
Let me just say you're probably the only ever thesezag lover I've found around here. You get the Theseus hype my friend I am not alone anymore let us shake hands.
AYO I JUST GOT IN THIS FANDOM AND AM STARTLED BY HOW LITTLE PEOPLE ARE SHIPPING THEM. Theres SO MUCH potential for them, like they can go so many ways. I adore it sm
i have already read most things on ao3, sobbing crying
just. The potential. How good or bad Zagreus is when fighting him, how aware Theseus is or isn't about who Zagreus Actually Is. I even got an idea where theseus doesn't know ab the pact of punishment ( or doesnt listen) based on how he thinks extreme measures is a reward for his efforts. Imagine the fit he would throw knowing that Zagreus is literally debilitated while fighting him (winning or not, maybe he wouldnt think its an "honorable" fight yknow. Gets a stick up his ass about it, causes a scene.) Like theres SO MUCH
Let me just say you're probably the only ever thesezag lover I've found around here. You get the Theseus hype my friend I am not alone anymore let us shake hands.
AYO I JUST GOT IN THIS FANDOM AND AM STARTLED BY HOW LITTLE PEOPLE ARE SHIPPING THEM. Theres SO MUCH potential for them, like they can go so many ways. I adore it sm
Let me just say you're probably the only ever thesezag lover I've found around here. You get the Theseus hype my friend I am not alone anymore let us shake hands.
AYO I JUST GOT IN THIS FANDOM AND AM STARTLED BY HOW LITTLE PEOPLE ARE SHIPPING THEM. Theres SO MUCH potential for them, like they can go so many ways. I adore it sm
its me. its just me with a single sign with theseus's face on it, thats the whole nation it is just singularly me
I needed to get this out of my head, but on a scale of one to Zagreus pranking Orpheus about his relationship with Dionysus, the absolute most hilarious thing in Hades is by FAR extreme measures Theseus.
I mean, listen. I was not prepared. For any of this bossfight. First you have Asterius in armour and I went 'oh shit I'm gonna get destroyed' but then Theseus shows up with not one, but two gatlings and an armored chariot, all while looking absolutely ridiculous with his stupid golden mask -save me I love him- I panic and just "WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE THESEUS A GUN" you get me.
So at this point I'm stifling a laugh, because the bossfight starts and I know it's gonna be hard as shit, and guess what, it is. And I'm so focused on Asterius because that mf has so much range now and he just never stops and it's a pain to dodge.
And then, THEN, as I'm so focused, tense, life or death situation, I see fucking Theseus rolling at the edge of my vision field, laughing like a maniac and firing his machine guns like pew pew pew pew pew and THAT is when I lost it. I burst out laughing and got subsequently hit by an axe in the face.
Moral of the story: extreme measures Theseus cracks me up to levels I did not think were reachable (truth is, I'm snorting just thinking about it) and it baffles me that I saw no one talk about it. Like can we just sit down and appreciate the fact that on top of his stupidity, Theseus is even more unhinged than what the fandom portrays him to be-
THESEUS DESERVES TO BE SO UNHINGED AND MANIC, THE FANDOM IS SLEEPING ON THIS
I needed to get this out of my head, but on a scale of one to Zagreus pranking Orpheus about his relationship with Dionysus, the absolute most hilarious thing in Hades is by FAR extreme measures Theseus.
I mean, listen. I was not prepared. For any of this bossfight. First you have Asterius in armour and I went 'oh shit I'm gonna get destroyed' but then Theseus shows up with not one, but two gatlings and an armored chariot, all while looking absolutely ridiculous with his stupid golden mask -save me I love him- I panic and just "WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE THESEUS A GUN" you get me.
So at this point I'm stifling a laugh, because the bossfight starts and I know it's gonna be hard as shit, and guess what, it is. And I'm so focused on Asterius because that mf has so much range now and he just never stops and it's a pain to dodge.
And then, THEN, as I'm so focused, tense, life or death situation, I see fucking Theseus rolling at the edge of my vision field, laughing like a maniac and firing his machine guns like pew pew pew pew pew and THAT is when I lost it. I burst out laughing and got subsequently hit by an axe in the face.
Moral of the story: extreme measures Theseus cracks me up to levels I did not think were reachable (truth is, I'm snorting just thinking about it) and it baffles me that I saw no one talk about it. Like can we just sit down and appreciate the fact that on top of his stupidity, Theseus is even more unhinged than what the fandom portrays him to be-
cursed ship
THIS IS NEWS HE MENTIONED SOMETHING, WHAT DID I MISS LMAO
theory time
So I was rewatching the Walten Files and came to a few different conclusions. Everyone in the fandom seems to think Bon is Jack, form what I see, but it wasnt clicking to me. After all, Bon killed Rosie, and it wouldnt make sense for Jack to kill his wife if he loved her- I get the whole “Jack lost it after losing his kids” but something really just wasnt clicking for me, so I did some deducting.
For a bit I assumed Jack was actually ShowBear for the above reason plus; He guided Sophie towards the truth, he seems much more of a “passive” presence, and idk he kinda fucking looks like Jack:
Like. Same fucking face shape and everything; if this was the case I assumed that maybe Bon was someone we havent met yet who was involved with Jack and Felix in some way.
And then I noticed some things:
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yall are talking about me on another platform? I exist outside of my own reality??
theory time
So I was rewatching the Walten Files and came to a few different conclusions. Everyone in the fandom seems to think Bon is Jack, form what I see, but it wasnt clicking to me. After all, Bon killed Rosie, and it wouldnt make sense for Jack to kill his wife if he loved her- I get the whole “Jack lost it after losing his kids” but something really just wasnt clicking for me, so I did some deducting.
For a bit I assumed Jack was actually ShowBear for the above reason plus; He guided Sophie towards the truth, he seems much more of a “passive” presence, and idk he kinda fucking looks like Jack:
Like. Same fucking face shape and everything; if this was the case I assumed that maybe Bon was someone we havent met yet who was involved with Jack and Felix in some way.
And then I noticed some things:
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It’s already happening. Like guys I cannot emphasize this enough the studios are going to make content creators the deal of a lifetime because they have a void to fill and those content creators will then be on the do not work list for the rest of their professional lives.
What the fuck is this??????????
Folks: you CANNOT censor trigger tags. When you block a tag, it doesn't block other "spellings" of it. Writing it as "r@pe" or "r4p3" means that someone who has "tw rape" as a blocked tag will still see that post because you didn't wanna say the word rape. You are hurting people. Do not censor words, because people do not have those filtered out.
And honestly if you can't even write the word rape to protect other people then you probably aren't old/mature enough to be on this website.
no ur right
stay tuned for more lolol
I’m now hyperfixated on this game