A Treasure Found Antiquing Today

I'm currently writing a lesbian pirate au of Sally face (it was kind of inspired by alabaster's au) and why tf did I make Travis a yearner.

My girl needs to write a poem (a scandalous one since it's a bit of a smut fic maybe), so that means that I have to write one.

This is the representation of how I feel writing the poem. (I love writing poetry occasionally, but I don't really do rhymes or follow a metric scheme so they turn out kinda shitty)

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

Thinking about FiddleStan being a married couple with +25 years together. The inhabitants of Gravity Falls only know that they're a couple because of their symbolic rings and because they live together, because they don't show physical affection in public...

... Except for the police.

It's not unusual for the police to occasionally arrest Stan or Fiddleford, but when they're arrested together, it's best that they don't ride together in the back of the police car. They don't kiss in public, but they will put on a show like they are hormonal teenagers just to annoy and annoy the police officers on duty.

??????????

when fanfic authors say that they don’t decide what happens in the story that the characters make the decisions i imagine it like this:

writer: *sitting down* type type type type *squinting at the screen* type type type

writer: *gasp* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT…… type type type

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Sally Face (Video Games) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Sal Fisher/Travis Phelps, Ashley Campbell & Sal Fisher & Larry Johnson & Todd Morrison, Sal Fisher & Travis Phelps, Neil Douglas/Todd Morrison, Chug Cohen/Maple Cohen Characters: Sal Fisher, Travis Phelps, Larry Johnson, Ashley Campbell (Sally Face), Todd Morrison, Chug Cohen, Maple Cohen, Madeline Phelps, Mary Phelps (Sally Face) Additional Tags: Travis Phelps Needs a Hug, Travis Phelps Needs Therapy, Travis Phelps is Bad at Feelings, Travis Phelps Has PTSD, Sal Fisher Has PTSD, Travis Phelps Has Religious Trauma, Travis Phelps is an idiot most of the time, let the local grop of teens fix everything, Abuse of Authority, Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Abusive Kenneth Phelps, Kenneth Phelps Being an Asshole, Misogyny, Horror, Body Horror, Autistic Travis Phelps, not really mentioned openly but he is, Travis' freaky eye, Travis Phelps Being an Asshole, he needs time to get better, even when he gets better, he still gets to be a dick as a treat, My First AO3 Post, discussions of brainwashing and cult-like behaviour Summary:

Travis is in that awkward stage of life where you need to figure out your self, but it seems that he can't have it easy. Between trying to not die at the hands of his father, manage a job, try to also not let his sisters suffer like he does and manage a whole new friendship his life is very much full; but obviously he can't seem to catch a break.

Or alternatively Travis is a witch and can't figure out how seeing ghosts might help him.

I have an idea that all of them can be happy

Seroiida nation I come forth, with a humble offer

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