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incredibly real

@yuri-puppies on it boss 🫡

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

guys… i think my vagina is gonna collapse and fall out if i’m not sitting on his dick 24/7

actually the funniest fucking tags i’ve seen in a while. thank you nerd tumblr

After that conversation on your blog about Astarion smelling like "warm meat" and his in-game line about wearing rosemary and bergamot perfume, I have been struck by the thought of him and Drow going to a slightly fancier inn than usual on their travels, and being served pork roasted with rosemary and lemon, and Drow getting ALL kinds of weird about it.

(he's probably even more weird about having it cold in sandwiches the next day)

If by "weird" you mean full of cannibal rizz.

asmo looks so soft in comparison to the others i like it 🥰

also why is the old man shredded. how are you shredded solomon. you’re ancient. where are your pact marks. so many questions…

i am such a barbatos lover it’s not even funny. “my little tiramisu” in the epilogue had me rolling around with a dumb smile on my face it was so cute.

WOOOO BARBATOS SUPREMACY WOOOOO

THE THREADS THAT BIND

MASTERPOST

GN!MC x Barbatos - Complete

SUMMARY: You're staying at the Demon Lord's Castle when you're bound to Barbatos because of a curse. The curse affects you in odd ways as you work to find a way to break it.

OTHER CHARACTERS: Solomon, Diavolo, a demon OC attending RAD, an OC sorcerer

INCLUDES: Angst and drama, but a happy ending. Some distressing content such as nightmares, will be tagged in the warnings on each chapter.

NOTES: Takes place sometime after season 3 of the OG and includes spoilers for season 2 in later chapters. All chapters with spoilers will be tagged. Also I definitely took some artistic liberties with the mechanics of magic... because I like making stuff up lol. You can find more about my OC Arsenios here!

CHAPTERS

Chapter One | word count 1,182 | includes violence and injury, sorcerer OC

Chapter Two | word count 2,181 | MC recovering from previous injury

Chapter Three | word count 1,829 | Solomon appears

Chapter Four | word count 1,261 | MC has nightmares

Chapter Five | word count 1,217 | a time skip

Chapter Six | word count 1,271 | MC has some troubled sleep again

Chapter Seven | word count 1,024 | spoilers for OG season 2, demon OC

Chapter Eight | word count 1,407 | demon OC

Chapter Eight and a Half | word count 1,377 | a bonus chapter

Chapter Nine | word count 1,775 | demon OC, sorcerer OC, magical violence, MC in pain

Chapter Ten | word count 1,159 | demon OC

Chapter Eleven | word count 1,271 | some angst as MC struggles with their feelings

Chapter Twelve | word count 1,410 | a lot more angst, MC is crying

Chapter Thirteen | word count 1,187 | the final scene

Epilogue | word count 1,910 | nsfw mdni, oral & penetration (reader receiving), pet names, some cheese lol

masterlist | Thank you for reading!

eggyrocks save me. eggyrocks exes to lovers hinata smau save me. eggyrocks exes to lovers hinata smau where he’s on his knees begging for his girl back save me. eggyrocks-

GET BACK: PROLOGUE

masterlist

step 0: lose her

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE

thenexttinygiant (20:31:43): im packing now, i can meet you in like 30 lore_biblio (20:34:03): okay thenexttinygiant (20:35:12): what songs should i download to listen to on the plane? lore_biblio (20:42:01): make sure tessellate by alt-j is on there

On the night that he left her, he held her in his arms and made promises.

“It’s only two years,” he had whispered in her ear, thumb drawing circles on the bare skin of her bicep. She can hear the cicadas. She can hear his heartbeat through his chest. It is steady, even, unbothered. “Two years will be over before you know it.”

They’re in the spot that’s always been theirs. A grassy knoll, secluded. One where she wiped melted ice cream off the corner of his lip. Where he braided her hair and topped it off with freshly picked flowers. Where he kissed her for the first time, and it was the first time she had ever been kissed.

The night is wet and sticky. It feels heavy, settled against her skin. Her eyes prick, and she breaths in slow and even, desperate not to cry any more than she already has.

“I’ll be waiting for you the whole time,” Shoyo says, and places a kiss on the crook of her neck, where her head meets her shoulder. “I’ll always wait for you.”

Indominable Shoyo, not fazed by anything. Not fazed by the looming two years and not fazed by being apart from her. She had begged and pleaded and cried and all she was met with was his grating, unbearable optimism. Everything will be okay. We can overcome the distance. We love each other enough to make it work.  

She doesn’t have anything to say to him. There’s nothing left for her to say. She’s voiced her concerns (calmly and collectedly), she’s begged (voice wavering and tone urgent), and nothing’s seemed to hit him. Nothing’s gotten through to him.

So she’s resigned to giving up.

She has a hard time not blaming him. Maybe a more supportive girlfriend wouldn’t. She would wave her pom poms and jump for joy at the revelation that Shoyo would be spending two entire years (twenty-four months, one-hundred and four weeks, seven-hundred and thirty days), halfway across the world. She would kiss him goodbye and promise to visit and she wouldn’t be bitter that he loves volleyball more than her.

But she’s not that girlfriend. She never was that girlfriend.

So when he rakes a hand through her hair and says, “I love you. I love you so much,” she doesn’t say anything at all.

There’s nothing left to say. Nothing left to do. Tomorrow, he will get on a plane. Tomorrow, he will leave her without looking back. Tomorrow, she won’t be his anymore.  

note: the song rec is supposed to be in the format of the old aol iming. i wish i couldve used it so bad lol. i dont care if it doesnt exist anymore. LOOK AT IT!!!

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the wobbly smile is making me 🤭 the concept of them is so cute LOL

"Oh, and there's kabru too!!!"

WAHHHHHH(i need a gf the opposite of my aesthetic)HHHHHHHH

happy pride month

LMFAOOO

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

laios remembering him this way always makes me giggle bc i really hope this is how my friends see me. i won’t ask because any other answer would devastate me tbh

so glad they kept his silly bisexual wink in Laios' imagination despite everything... this will sustain me forever

man this story pissed me off. and i’m eating it uppppp 😭 i love solomon fluff but i feel like people forget how much of a genuine menace he is. while i’m unsure if he would go this far canonically, if someone told me this was canon i’d believe it 💀

Aaaaaah I needed to continue this story I wrote earlier. I rarely make second parts to these things but guess this is a exception. lol

Solomon x MC mainly this time with mentions of Asmo.

Warnings: Arguing from MC side mainly, and Solomon taking advantage of MC in their very emotional state.

18+ | Minors DNI

It was the next day, you rarely made eye contact with Solomon now after what you witnessed last night. The clear hickeys on his neck were hard to miss and ignore however, as they only filled you with jealousy, hurt and rage. Yet Solomon, looking as if not to understand what he pulled last night, truly bothered you and hurt you. Just continued on with life like nothing happened.

You did the usual in the place you were staying at with him now. Keeping the area cleaned to avoid Barbatos wrath, preparing Solomon's usual meals and drinks to keep him fed and hydrated. Since you knew how easily he can skip meals when deeply engrossed in his work.

Though the moment he took a sip of his coffee, he halted in his actions and looked over at you.

"MC...This coffee taste less bitter than usual." Solomon said with a light concerned tone in his words. Since this was Hell Coffee he was drinking after all.

"Oh...Might of added more sugar than usual. Sorry." You said with not much care in your voice, and turned away to leave the room.

Though Solomon stopped you from leaving as he reached a hand out to grab your arm. But instinctively you pulled away from him, eyes widened by his action, by his touch alone.

"...MC..." Solomon won't deny, he felt hurt by you doing that to him, but tried to remain calm. "You're upset over last night, I take it?"

"Upset is a understatement..." You lowly responded and tried to leave again, but once again, Solomon grabbed you. Only with more force this time to keep you there.

"Let me explain wha--" Solomon tried to speak but you cut him off.

"STOP! YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN SHIT TO ME, SOLOMON!" Rarely you rose your voice or yelled at Solomon, so you knew things were serious when this finally happened.

Again, the hurt was felt in Solomon over how you were acting towards him, but he tried still to remain calm for the both of you.

"...I didn't consider how much this would hurt you in the end. I thought you'd understand. After all, Asmo is mine too."

The way he said Asmo was his, sounded wrong to you, it sounded more like he was talking about Asmo as some possession than a living being...Demon or not, Asmo deserved to be seen and treated better than that.

"You only see Asmo as some won prized possession. Be honest here on that, Solomon." You said with tears starting to build up in your eyes, but fought them back from falling.

Solomon sighed softly, giving a light nod of his head. "...It is, but I also enjoy his company in times too. The bond we've created in time together. Yes...he can be a lot to handle, to endure, but I won't deny he's charmed me in a sense too...As well, I need to recreate that bond with him here. To create that trust between us. If I wish to use his power more easily when or if the time comes."

The way he said all that, it made you feel mixed emotions. On one hand, he did truly sound sincere on his strong feelings for Asmo, but as well, you knew he was serious on just using Asmo for his power too. In the end, the pact between them meant more than any real love or affection between the two of him. He knew this, you both knew this now.

Which is what angered you greatly, for compared to him and you. The pact was meaningful to you with Asmo, that was a fact. But it was the real love, trust and bond created between the two of you that mattered more. That held more power in the end to you, that meant more to your heart.

"...I can't forgive you..." You spoke out. "For everything you've done to Asmo, to me now too...You knew...You knew I was hurt and upset over this all. Over the situation I was FORCED in and how my connection to Asmo, that meant EVERYTHING to me, was practically CUT. Though instead of being understand, of just trying to consider how I might feel too. You still decided to fuck him, and as well, it was like you knew I was going to walk in on you two." Now your tears started to fall, it was hard to keep them from releasing now by how emotional you were feeling.

Solomon was silent for a moment, staring at you. Then he closed his eyes, letting out a small defeated sigh before saying, "I did know you were going to come. That's why I left the door unlocked."

Your eyes widened to his confession, as you took a step back away from him. Now those tears were starting to fall more, with a rush of shocked emotions from his words.

Solomon continued, "I was hoping, you'll have a better reaction to seeing that. I was hoping, if you heard his moans, his cries, the state he was in, we were both in...Perhaps..." He couldn't resist the smug smile coming through on his face now as he finished his words. "Perhaps...You would of joined us."

"...Solomon, you--" You wanted to curse him out, punch him even. You absolutely hated him now. If anything you wanted to just end him there, here and now.

It took you a moment to finally attempt speaking again from the intensity of this all. But before you could finally get another word out, Solomon pulled you in close to kiss your lips. With a roughness you haven't experienced from him before that literally took your breath away. As he ran his fingers through your hair and made your body melt and shiver from his touches and actions.

You tried to push him off, but felt yourself slowly lose your senses as you kissed him back. He kept going, as he increased the pace of that kiss, as he pulled your hips up against his and pinned you up against the nearest wall.

You hated him, you hated this. You wanted to yell at him, fight him, but instead you just felt your desire to make out with him through anger alone rising. You felt something wrong, but couldn't understand what. Any means to make sense on what was going on, to find control in your judgments now was fading. As Solomon snaked his tongue into your mouth to deepen the kiss, and have you moaning in that heated one-sided hate filled make out session.

Solomon smirked in the kiss, then proceeded to kiss down your neck and shoulders. Nipping and biting to make you whimper and moan, as his hands massaged and rubbed the sides of your waste. To make your body react in a way that made you want to fuck him now.

Of course Solomon knew what to do to make you bend and break for him. He dated Asmo long enough to know almost every tip and trick to get anyone to submit and kneel to his actions like this.

"F-fuck you, S-Solomon..." You muttered out in uneven breaths as Solomon grinded his hips against yours, until you were both in sync in the motions, in the moment. As you felt yourself growing hotter and wetter between your legs, as the desires to feel him inside you already were near its limit.

Solomon chuckled lowly, leaning in close to your ear as he bit it so lightly and teasingly, to make you shudder and whimper more for him. "Fuck me yourself, MC~..."

The rest of that day, you were at Solomon's mercy now. As he didn't let any second go to love you and fuck you like he felt you deserved.

Work didn't matter to him now. You going to attend to the demon brothers didn't matter to him now. Even if they were blowing up your phone with calls and text messages.

All that mattered to him now was making you cry and release for him, over and over again, as he came and filled you up in return. Just to take true claim of your whole body, heart and soul that he so longed for now.

Solomon won't lie however, he didn't expect things to turn out exactly like this. Though to have him hearing you moaning and all for him at such an intensity, instead of for Asmo for a change. He greedily loved it and was happy with these results...As well he hopes to keep doing this with you more for now on. Until the point you'll want him more in the end than Asmo...

as i read this fic i become more and more delusional (in the way atsumu is delusional over yn) because why are me and this random fanfic version of iwaizumi soulmates…

reading brave new world for a college class, standing like a father watching tv, strange fixation on gnomeo and juliet… eggyrocks i need you to make this man real

35MM CHAPTER ELEVEN: haed

track number eleven: blue light by mazzy star

masterlist

-> fun facts!

iwa just wants to watch a fun movie for movie night but all of his roommates are dedicated to watching boring artsy movies or cliche action or three hour fantasies

he just wants a goofy 90 minute romp is that too much to ask

the omegaverse gc argued for like the entire car ride over there on who would be dd they just knew it couldn't be akaashi

but the second they got in the bar they sorta werelike "ehhhhh worst comes to worst we'll uber" and then forgot about it for the rest of the night

yn and noya spent actual hours on the brownies only to realize that they couldn't add in the ground bud as like, seasoning to the batter and there was an entire process of steeping it in butter and everything

but by the time they realized the brownies were in the oven and they wasted like $20 worth of weed

yn and iwa did not drink during movie night; kenma and noya definitely did

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i have never had a piece of media inspire me to make any oc before, but bg3 has literally changed my life and now i have a plethora. i play on console, too, so there’s no mods i can even attach to these guys. just vibes. thank you, little fake people inside my xbox ╰(*´︶`*)╯

oh my 🤭

solomon slowly has taken over my obey me obsession tbh. i haven’t played in such a long time but whenever solomon comes up…

Solomon x Ghost (Call of Duty)🏃

i actually love the idea of them being a package deal because it makes so much sense to me, more than many of the other common duos from this game tbh lolol

contents: solomon x gn!reader x asmodeus, nsfw (+18), pretty suggestive but nothing happens, kissing, fluff, pet names (love, darling)

you run your fingers over solomon’s pact marks, tracing the elaborate symbols, and you revel in the way solomon slightly shudders under you as your gentle fingertips run up his bicep, nearing his shoulder.

with you straddling him in his bed, you can easily get a perfect look at his bare chest, and the sight is a marvel in itself.

his entire chest, along with the majority of his arms and legs, are littered with pact marks, and there’s barely any space left. you know his back is as well, though you can’t see it right now. some are bigger than others, some are more clear than others. they all have some kind of symbol special to the demon he’s tied to. usually, the demon picks the placement, often based on where they prefer it to be. the other pact partner doesn’t have much say in this, as it’s highly intimate to the individual demon.

you know this from the way mammon’s mark sits proudly on your collarbone, and is practically impossible to hide with the way it’s always peaking out of your shirts. likewise, beelzebub’s sits on the side of your stomach, and belphegor’s is hidden on your lower back. all of the brothers have chosen a place special to them, which often reflects their sin, whether they’re aware of it or not.

you assume most of solomon’s pact partners didn’t really have a choice. eventually, they just had to put their mark wherever there was space.

“which one is barbatos?” you ask, and solomon’s hand guides you to the spot behind his ear. you grab his chin and solomon lets you move his head to the side. it’s small and elegant, and you barely notice it because of his hair. “it’s pretty,” you mutter, and solomon smiles. you lean down and press a small kiss on it.

“he said he put it there to remind me to use my head,” he says, and you snort. solomon playfully frowns, and you coo at him. “sorry, didn’t mean to laugh. that’s very reasonable of him, though,” you respond. you’re right above him now, and you press a short peck to his lips this time.

you trace your fingertips down to his neck again, and then right over his heart, smiling at the familiar pact mark. it doesn’t surprise you that asmodeus would place his pact mark there, claiming solomon’s heart as his own.

you lean down to kiss the pact mark once, then twice. you feel a small tingle on the inside of your thigh, where your matching mark is, and you glance up at solomon’s reaction. he looks back with lidded eyes and flashes you a small smile. you kiss the pactmark again, wondering if asmo can feel it as well.

slowly, you lick a stripe up it, and solomon moans, causing your stomach to flutter. it seems that he's extra sensitive there, and you make a mental note to use that to your advantage some more. your inner thigh burns pleasantly, and you can feel arousal clouding your thoughts. you grin and move down further, trailing kisses on his stomach along the way.

“you’re so pretty when you’re underneath me,” you murmur, and solomon laughs lightly. you frown at him. “i’m not being funny,” you say, and he shakes his head.

“i know, i’m sorry, love. thank you,” he replies, and you hum, satisfied with his answer.

you settle between solomon’s legs as you reach his boxers, and you play with the hem slightly. you can already see his heavy bulge creating a tent as well as a small patch of precum forming around the tip, and the sight makes you smile.

“sol, you’re already this worked up for me?” you ask, and you rest your head on his thigh, while tracing patterns on his other thigh with your fingers. solomon moves a hand down and runs his fingers through your hair. “of course i am,” he says, bringing you closer to where he really wants you. “how could i not be when i have my pretty apprentice’s hands all over me?”

you’re about to reach into his boxers to free his aching length when a loud series of pings distracts you. you fumble around the sheets for a bit before finding your D.D.D., and a laugh leaves you when you see the messages.

solomon untangles his hand from your hair and props himself up on his elbows while raising a brow at you. “what is it? show me,” he asks, and you show him your phone with a giggle. his eyes run over the messages, and he lets out a groan, although the corners of his lips are turning upward.

from: asmo baby <3 you’re seriously getting it on without me??? you betray me, you have WOUNDED me, darling fuck you i’m coming over don’t do anything till i’m there horny bastards

WOOOOOO

People are calling women who read ‘spicy’ novels porn addicts on TikTok and when women responded “um. That’s not what addiction is.” People are going “the first symptom of addiction is denial” like okay buddy.

he’s a sweetie. my happy little good time boy

Krobus is enjoying the new waterfalls...

😭😭 this is one of my favorite things about halsin tbh LMFAOO

Archdruid Halsin was embarrassed

(No tiefling was hurt tho)

A MASTERPIECE. parks and rec is the show i designate for eating time and bg3 takes up the rest of my free time. this? this is beautiful.

Thank you to u/elpinko on r/baldursgate3

OH MY GOD HOW PRECIOUS 😭

HEY guess who's being completely normal about episode 7 :)

anyway it sure ain't me, so I made myself a baby Malleus! I used the single-headed version of Choly Knight's hydra pattern (link will be in replies ↓↓↓) as a base, and just messed with some of the pieces to make him more Mall-y. including sewing all those little claw pieces, then pinning them on and realizing I actually liked him better without them...oh well. to heck with accuracy, I want stubby little dragon legs!

unfortunately, he doesn't photograph very well, especially his forehead scales (they're there! I promise!) (they're made of glitter HTV so they are actually SPARKLY in real life, yet apparently they come out completely invisible in photos, woe). but he is super cuddly and soft so I'm happy with him! just as in canon, he is a product of LOVE. :>

frighteningly accurate, even. laezel “githyanki would slice you from navel to neck” and karlach “if i’m ever not here to cover it, you leave your left flank wide open”

fucking weirdos (endearingly)

the tadfools + text posts

i actually love withers lol. his introduction to the group cracks me up too bc he’s like “hey. what do you think about death and people? lol. see you at camp” 😭

My favourite bit of BG3 lore is that Withers is legitimately responsible for the Dead Three, but he's probably too embarrassed to tell you, so every time you ask him to elaborate he just gives you a very stern, "Noooo."

I also love that the reason he's responsible for their uprising is because he got bored. He literally got bored of his position as Lord of the Dead and wanted to retire, so when these three morally questionable humans came looking for godhood he was like, "Hmmm. Yes, okay. Here. Take my portfolios. Fight over them. I don't care. I quit."

So after bowling with skulls in a friendly competition to decide who would get what portfolio, they took up his powers and wreaked havoc on the world. Only at that moment did Jergal, AKA Withers, AKA our precious Bone Daddy think, "I'm just now, internally, asking myself, in quite a worried way, whether I might've made an error."

So he joins your merry band and watches your escapades, calmly twiddling his fingers while you clean up his mess. He's happy to lend his aid, even to the point that he'll bring Durge back to life if they reject Bhaal, even though he technically shouldn't. But he's Withers. The rules don't apply to him. If Ao doesn't like it, he can descend from the Heavens and say it to his rotting face.

And the reason he saves Durge isn't necessarily because he likes them or because he's a morally good entity (though one certainly could make that argument), but because he wants to add insult to injury. He steals Bhaal's child with a big smile on his face, dubs them his Chosen, and praises them for rejecting all the power they were promised. But of course, he still doesn't tell them who he is—or rather who he was.

Then, when all is said and done, he throws Tav and their companions a cute little party. No one knows it's probably half a thank you party and half a "Withers is bored again" party. And if anyone misbehaves, he'll get irritated and whisk them away. Because how dare they? He put a lot of work into that.

And at the end of it all, he walks up to a mural of the Dead Three and basically goes, "Lmao. Thou didst fuck around, and thou didst find out." Just savagely roasting them.

And then poof!

He waves them into non-existence.

🤭🤭🤭🤭

bicep meme 2 electric boogaloo with dame aylin and isobel

one of these i look forward to in every play through. the others are just natural progression. you’ll never guess which is which

baldur's gate 3 is just. break the abuse and trauma cycle. being forced to believe a certain way is wrong. there is more outside of the small window that i perceived the world to be. i will create my own identity. maybe the people i thought loved me did not, in fact, have my best interests at heart. i need to find the clown's body parts so the drag queen can resurrect him. my destiny is not written in stone.

i’m cryingggg depicting him in this way is so cute 😭 the cat reference has me reeling

I have a headcanon that Leona was born with redder hair that darkened only with age.

like pigmentless, and skin covered in freckles-spots (which got washed out with age). Like a real lion cub.

How your cat be looking at you before bodyslamming you and shredding your skin into million pieces.

AHH- *the echoing yell fades into the distance as i fall hard and fast for this depiction of him*

Rolan in suit, newet patreon reward

my baby 😭

please twst can we get a new cater card i swear i'll act right please please please