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sometimes i just stare at him

Starlight of the sky ✨

When i say asmodeus is a little evil in a fun silly flirty way this is what i mean i think ppl make him just a little too Normal like there isnt something off . Like normal stable upstanding devildom citizens do not say shit like that .

Beel in the back:

(Based on snap of charliegillespie eating an unusual sandwich combo)

I would die for arranged marriage kita, oh to give him forehead and tummy kisses and make him feel loved

jdndgdiansbdjdidb

you kiss his tummy for the first time and he APOLOGIZES.

"I-" his accent is usually barely noticeable, but when he's flustered, its thick and heavy. A side you rarely get to see of him, like a performance he's forgotten to continue, "I'm sorry, I should be in better shape for you- I don't got abs or nothing-"

it takes hundreds of kisses for him to finally believe you really do like his body just the way it is

Bunny Solomon supremacy

crying. tears in my eyes. he is so sweet, this is the kind of love that leaves you yearning at 2:43am on valentine’s day

wonderland

or:  there’s not a single hatter in all three realms, mad or otherwise, who could hold a candle to one of barbatos’ tea parties.

the obligatory barbatos-likes-tea post. our aesthetic today is all about fantasy finery, pastel colours and white marble and gold leaf - think 18th and 19th century continental high society, rococo, chinoiserie, trompe-lœil, all ruffles and lace and brocade… gn!reader, giddy romantic fluff as far as the eye can see. no content warnings, although some description of food towards the end. barbatos making the most of a warm, spring afternoon in 2000 words or less.

“yes, the gardens really are lovely, aren’t they? 

it’s finally springtime in the devildom, which in barbatos’ mind means one thing: tea parties.

(well, actually, it means quite a lot of things - the start of the social season, finalising budgets, the uptick in state banquets, approving festival timetables… all those things that the master of the royal household has to oversee. so in a very real sense, spring is probably the busiest time for poor barbatos, but for argument’s sake, he’d say the thing that he likes best about the spring would be the tea parties.)

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i talk a lot about mens tits but please know that this blog is also in support of mens ass, mens thighs, mens tummies, and mens waists/hips

i ruined my eyeliner reading this help

tell me where you are, honey

So, I should tell you that that this is not my fiction, its heavily based on real life. If you want to check it out, the mentioned band is a Turkish band called ‘Duman’.

Genre and warnings: hey guys? This is pure angst. Just angst. Heavy heavy angst. First of all, major character death (not Suna), tw: mentions of suicide, tw: mentions of death, tw: mentions of depression and anxiety, mentions of alcohol, if there’s anything else please tell me!

Suna closes his eyes as he sings the words, trying to forget the uneasy feeling stirring in his chest. 

He feels the sweat drip from the sides of his face, making him glisten under the blueish lights of the bar. 

A chilly wind makes his overheated body shiver. Your face comes before his eyes, and Suna can’t help the bitter smile finding its way on his lips. He stopped taking song requests a long time ago, so instead, he leans to the mic and asks how’s the night going with a broken but charming smile that makes the crowd excited.

It has been a while. Suna shouldn’t feel a lump in his throat, a stinging in his eyes. But he does. He can’t help it when a fan calls out to him, asking for the song. 

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i wanna be unhealthy obsessed with kyoutani and have him be just as unhealthy obsessed with me

(sorry for the long rant) the concept for obey me, as a game, is really creative. i love the individuality of each character, the whole ‘exchange student’ theme and the inclusion of the three realms. as you said in a previous post, the plot-line falls short, and i totally agree.

there was so much potential for character development and redemption for belphie, but it was all thrown away because ‘omg ur lilith’s distant grandchild?!’ it felt so lazy for the writers to resort to that explanation just so the story could move forward. i think obey me players as a collective would’ve enjoyed season one more if belphie tried to right his wrongs.

even in later seasons, mc’s death isn’t mentioned at all, and belphie doesn’t even seem remorseful about it. there’s not a crumb of character development from belphie, apart from him not being hostile towards mc, which i wouldn’t really call character development. personally, i think belphie’s writing is a huge downfall for the game and the main reason why not many players seem to like him.

as for the other brothers, mammon, beel, asmo and levi seemed to be the only brothers who truly cared about mc, mammon especially. lucifer was incredibly violent towards mc, and nearly killed them twice, until he found out that they were related to lilith. then everything was fine. satan wasn’t really interested in mc and was pretty indifferent towards them for the majority of the time, since he didn’t know lilith at all.

it really sucks knowing that a main reason why the brothers (excluding mammon, because he’s been our number one from the beginning) like mc is because of our relation to their deceased sister. no wonder there’s so many angst fics about the brothers using us as a replacement for lilith.

i have no comments bc this perfectly sums up this whole discussion! thank you, nonnie! very well said!

ily art professor grand admiral levi, notice me

the grand admiral of hell’s navy

art teacher!levi x student!reader, featuring grand admiral!levi

warnings: MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. student/teacher relationship, 18+ content. if this makes you uncomfortable, PLEASE DO NOT READ.

THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION AND ENTIRELY SELF-INDULGENT. Writing this does not mean I am involved in or support student/teacher relationships irl, nor am I telling anyone who reads this that it is okay. This fic is in no way meant to glorify student/teacher relationships. Please do NOT send me any rude comments regarding the topic. Content warnings will follow.

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THE WAY I KEPT SAYING ALL THE SADISTIC SHIT SO HE WOULD REACT

mf goes “i find it rather titillating” LMFAOO

part 2 of the event said you WILL discuss Levi’s kink huh

they did everything possible to make him kissable then immediately decided we should not be able to kiss him in most events 🥲

Blushing Barbatos is such an unfair game, I'm so weak to it. Just wanna kiss him without mercy.

to be honest, i don’t know. i feel like jeff goldblum could beat me in a fight but tendou’s face on jeff goldblum? the only beating i would get is psychological. nightmare fuel

you have to fistfight your tumblr pfp. do you think you'd win

(un)crushed

summary; you’ve liked jungkook for the longest time, but you believe it’s time to cut the cord—literally  pairing; human!jungkook x witch!reader genre/warnings; angst, magic uni!au, a lil bit of fluff and humor, longing on both sides, pining on both sides, unmoral use of potions (im looking at u ryujin), apathy, emotional detachment, lil himbo!koo, mc is a vixx fan that’s canon w/c; 2.4k a/n; here’s my contribution to halloween—breaking hearts, mwahahahahaha!! haven’t been feeling inspired lately, hope that’ll change in the winter when the holidays come around. hope u enjoy this lil ficlet! 

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THE WAY I LOVE THIS HEADCANNON LMFAOOOO. c’mere mephistopheles, i’ll give you a kiss 😮‍💨

Ah Yes. Me. My Boyfriend. And his six foot tall fallen angel.

this is a mephistopheles stan account and i wholeheartedly agree with all of this

Thoughts on the three new characters? 👀👀

alright alright alriiiiiight

thirteen is hot as hell, not gonna lie. her striking eyes and colorful hair, it's just— *chefs kiss* i'm so glad we finally have a female love interest for the game and it makes my lil gay heart so happy ^-^

raphael... i am so sorry but i can't get over how similar him and mammon look. i know they have drastically different behaviors and raph is an angel and all buT yeah :c i think they could've done more to differentiate their designs

finally.. drum roll, please. m e p h i s t o p h e l e s !!! he is fine as fuck. purple hair? gorgeous. gloves? impeccable. the fact that he reports gossip for a living and made those dialuci stickers? PHENOMENAL. i need his dick down my esophagus asap

bae 💖

Where are the Asmo screenshots? Don't be shy, post them

you ask and you shall receive

Sorry for the inactivity here's some filth to make up for it ❤️

Warning: Sexy sex stuff, just a drabble, Nsfw so no minors

Pairing: Sugar Daddy! Diavolo x Sugar Baby! Mammon

Mammon didn't normally stay back after a meeting, he was usually the first one out the door, but ever since his arrangement was the Demon Lord himself...

It's safe to say his attentiveness rivaled even Lucifers. Just for one sole purpose in mind:

“W-Will you really let me use your card tonight if I- Ah~!”

“Of course baby! Has daddy ever lied to you?” Dia purred into the white-haired demon's ear, rubbing his thick leaking cock between Mam’s ass cheeks. Of course he hasn't, but Mammon can sometimes be doubtful. What if Dia no longer wants his services? This is the best money flow he had in a while! Not to mention that Diavolo is just so sweet with him, constantly showering him with gifts, putting him through all kinds of pleasure, and the aftercare? He really was amazing. Too amazing for a scumbag like him... It's only a matter of time before Dia realizes that-

SMACK!

Mammon is brought back to reality with a brutally placed strike on his backside, the prince starting down at him menacingly. Awaiting a response that Mammon must have not noticed.

“Baby doll, you're in your head again,”

“I-I'm sorry daddy! I promise I'll be more...oh...” His sentence is cut short as Dia rubs the lubed head of his length over the smaller demons hole.

“There we go...just focus on the pleasure okay?” with a curt nod from Mammon, the prince slowly begins to enter him. Both closed their eyes, letting out gasps and growls as he slowly fills him up. Once Dia his balls deep, he begins that pace his baby loves so, so much:

Rough, and messy.

Hunching over like a dog in heat, thrusting deep and pulling out slowly, savoring the small whimpers and curses that came from the demon under him. Meanwhile, Mammon could barely form a single thought with how full he was, not a single other thought going through his poor head. Just what Diavolo knew he needed.

It wasn't soon until the two were practically feral as Mammon fucked himself against Dia’s cock, while Dia messily humped into Mammons tight ass, his drool making a mess on the second born’s shoulder as he worked hard to push them both right over the edge.

“Oh daddy plus-please-uhn...”

“Please what my golden boy~?”

“Please fill m’ass with cum! I want it..want ya so bad daddy...”

What a sweet thing, asking so nicely! How could his daddy say no?

He spits into his palm a couple times before he reaches down, pumping Mammons twitching cock fervently.

“If I'm cumming then so are you baby..ah shit...after all you make the most adorable noises when you cum a-and the faces you make are just...nnnmm FUCK! Just thinking about it is gonna make me bust~”

He goes faster and faster, thrusting and pumping until finally, both men cum intensely. Dia wrapping his strong arms around Mammons frame as his hips press flush against his ass, painting his insides white until cum began to leak from around his cock. Mammon has came straight into Diavolo’s hand and was ready to apologize when he realized that he was just to tired to say a thing. Well that and when he did turn to speak he caught the prince himself licking at his fingers with a hunger he'd never seen. It made him flush so hard he had to turn away to hide it. Like Diavolo didn't already know his effect on his baby. However he doesn't acknowledge it, he just smiles as he begins cleaning him up.

“Lets get you cleaned up baby, then we can go out for a nice dinner!”

“Nah..lets just stay in, my ass hurts...”

“You wanna stay in the palace with me...?”

Oh no.

Mammon you scumbag! You don't just invite yourself to THE Demon Prince’s-

“I thought you'd never ask!” Diavolo, overjoyed picks up mammon in his arms, minding the mess as he made his way back to his palace, where he could finally spoil his golden boy properly~

here’s my thing: i’m a broke college student who really doesn’t do much with her time in between classes, so om! is a perfect hyperfixation. i play twice a day for each 12 hour ap flash; i get my tasks done for 18 dp on the first flash, then spend the second flash ap on doing events/collecting items/what have you. i don’t mind the 2 dp loss, as it’s gained back pretty easily. however, i’ve gone through all 60 lessons, which took me quite a long time because of difficulty building strength within my cards. at this point, i have a UR card (or even two) for every sin in both battle & memory cards. the devil tree percentages are all around 70 since i don’t have multiples of the UR (which is another issue in itself), and the levels are all maxed at 100. this is BARELY enough to get through lessons 40-60 with glowsticks. my question is: how much time & effort is going to be required for the next season? i don’t want to spend money & im thankful that i’ve gotten as far as i have being f2p, but the game is becoming quickly unplayable for me. the strength of the battles in level 60 are on the high end of the 300k range, which i can only reach with the glowsticks on high powered URs. it takes 100k grimm to unlock another 10 levels on a UR card past the 100th level, and to do that for each sin in just the battle cards is 700k grimm- NOT COUNTING how much it will cost to ACTUALLY up the levels. are you joking? the monetary system was fine even a year ago because progressing in the game wasn’t locked behind the fortress of a paywall that it is now. listen- i played mystic messenger. i’ve unlocked every route & played through every DLC. that definitely cost me, but i have not spent over $300 for that game which i’ve had for FIVE YEARS & unlocked ALL THE CONTENT for. the writing is good in mysme, and i was satisfied with every purchase. for om! i cant say that i would be satisfied with any purchase (besides merchandise), which makes me sad :/

We deserve better.

I say this every time and I’m going to say it again: Obey Me needs to make money. I do not mind that fact. I do not mind that some cards are locked behind a paywall, like the charge missions and such. I get it! A free game needs to generate income somehow, and those that contribute to it get special bonuses as incentive. I get it, and that’s cool.

However, it’s gotten a little ridiculous.

This is the second thing that’s been hidden behind a gacha pull requirement. Last time, it was the memory card that required you to get the limited gacha UR without upping the odds a little bit. That was crazy, but I let it slide because at the end of the day, it was just one memory card. Not a big deal.

However, to have a set of home screen images and make some freebies after logging in a certain amount of days (Satan’s) and some needing a gacha requirement (Lucifer’s) is kind of ridiculous. Make UR cards hard to unlock, that’s fine! It feels like if some Devil Tree unlocks just gave you another card. Frustrating, but forgivable. But the fact that there are multiple of the same item, the only difference being which character it features, that requires you to spend some sort of in-game currency while others do not, is ridiculous.

This is coming directly after Lucifer’s birthday event, which not only included a key system many users (at least, those on twitter) have complained very vocally about, but also increased the amount of points needed to get Lucifer’s birthday event UR. 

The events are becoming near unplayable for f2p people and those who do pay but cannot constantly shovel money into a mobile app. Honestly, the writing in the later seasons (actually even in the first season) isn’t even worth money to read. On top of that, even though I love the undateables, as they try to add more screen time for more characters, their poor writing gets stretched even more thin. I love the game, I love the lore, but the quality is not worth the effort it takes to participate in any part of the game. 

The events are too difficult to get any good rewards from unless you get the luckiest gacha pull every time - and even then, you might not be able to get an event UR.

The stories skyrocket in difficulty for most players I’ve seen (that weren’t here from the beginning), and levelling up cards takes so much grim and so many materials that it takes weeks just to get one up - and that still might not even give you the strength you need.

Rewards and challenges are almost always locked behind some kind of paywall, to a degree, and gacha rates are abysmal for a game that is now so reliant on the outcome.

I don’t know why exactly (other than greed) this is happening now. If we need to back off on the anime and the unit songs to get funds directed towards a more playable game, I feel that’d be a fair trade. It’s fantastic to see characters we love get more recognition, but the foundational content sucks. In my opinion, it isn’t worth a penny to read the terrible writing for 15 seconds with an anime beau. But I shouldn’t be locked out of progress for not wanting to spend money on this game.

I don’t know. I’m so so tired and frustrated, and I get that, again, since I have not spent money on the game I don’t have the same influence in my say. But this is ridiculous that the entire game is nearing unplayable. Something needs to change.

If a Beel/MC/Belphie sandwich is called "The Attic Club Sandwich," could a Simeon/MC/Solomon sandwich be called "The Purgatory Panini"

um- WOW?!?! i love this fic so much? really had me feelin some type of way 😼

in all seriousness i adore kita & commonly forget he’s one of my fav’s somehow, but this was a great reminder

Summary: For your first ever frat party, you score quite the catch. Cast: Kita, f!Reader Word Count: 7k Warnings: 18+, minors dni, loss of virginity, corruption kink, mentions of alcohol A/N: part of @saintobio​​’s frat au collab! thank you @kiyownme​​ for beta-reading, that was very sexc of you to do <3

Everyone seems to be giving the guy leaning against the counter in the kitchen a wide berth, both members and guests staggering drunkenly into the kitchen only to clear their throats at the sight of him and quickly shuffle past. 

He’s not tall—not compared to the twins standing next to him—but there’s a different sort of aura surrounding him. Dressed in a plain white t-shirt and tight jeans, he still stands out, observing the party’s attendees with a surveying gaze. He’s composed, much less chaotic than the quarreling bunch around him, with his back ramrod straight, arms folded. He’s handsome too, all serious brown eyes, dark eyebrows, and gray hair tipped with black.

The loud, bickering twins soon exit the doorway to rejoin everyone in the next room, shoving each other as they leave. He doesn’t follow.

No one seems to be making any effort to engage with him and you wonder why. He looks decent enough, not like the typical fuckboy at these things, though perhaps that’s the problem. Something twinges in your chest sympathetically.

It’s not fun being an outsider. 

It’s not fun being alone at parties. 

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his eyes, the coloring- 💖🥰

Our first guy. 💛

I’ve been experimenting with a new art style. I miiiight make art of the other bros too so… let me know who I should do next!

What is your ultimate fantasy?

Financial stability.

yes hanamaki cock suckers are always hot <3

SAY LESS

the fact that i have make these memes- this post calls out to me

what your seijoh 4 fav says about you

OIKAWA — fruity

IWAIZUMI — go ahead and cry little girl

MATTSUN — you’re a whore

HANAMAKI — you’re 100% attractive and I will not debate

can y’all just… like or reblog if y’all are polyam-safe blogs

LESSON 60: OOOOOOOH

ramblings under the cut 💫 (spoilers!)

-poly mc for the win (but also the amount of possessiveness diavolo showed in addition to barbatos being like “bitch idek you” MADE ME CACKLE)

-um. simeon. baby. ily, please be safe 🥲

-solomon is so fucking funny, i genuinely think him & simeon are such a petty duo. love to see it

-can we see michael 😁 i would like to have some words with him

-also two new exchange students CHOSEN BY MICHAEL??? obviously one of them is raphael (who has a stick up his ass & i don’t wanna deal with another season one lucifer), but i wonder who the second is? perhaps a human/sorcerer that will be an arc for solomon…?

-can i finally give someone the backstabbing sandwich & melancholy coffee who will like it?? please 😐

-what’s the deal with the devs favoring belphie recently? like- im into choking but 😃⁉️

I dare you. I double dare you.

OH MY GOD 😭 im not hopelessly in love with belphie usually, but this is what may turn me 😳💖

Hiii! So I've had an idea. You know that song strawberry blonde which has a parody called strawberry cow, well it made me think about how cute Belphie would be with a strawberry cow design.

PHENOMENAL IDEA, ANON.

Anything strawberry related is 100% my jam so my excitement when I saw your ask was real.