asexual-ashe - gay little goblin
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2 months ago

cabin headcanons masterlist

Cabin Headcanons Masterlist
Cabin Headcanons Masterlist
Cabin Headcanons Masterlist

a/n: these are all my personal headcanons. i will be making ones for more minor gods.

cabin 1- zeus ⚡️

cabin 3- poseidon 🌊

cabin 4- demeter 🪴

cabin 5- ares ⚔️

cabin 6- athena 🧠

cabin 7- apollo ☀️

cabin 8- artemis 🌙

cabin 9- hephaestus 🛠️

cabin 10- aphrodite 💗

cabin 11- hermes ⚕️

cabin 12- dionysus 🍷

cabin 13- hades 💀

cabin 14- iris 🌈

cabin 15- hypnos 💤

cabin 16- nemesis ⚖️

cabin 17- nike 🏆

cabin 18- hebe 🍶

cabin 19- tyche 🎰

cabin 20- hecate 🪄

cabin 21- hestia 🔥

cabin 22- thanatos 🪦

cabin 23- morpheus 🛌

cabin 24- melinoe 👻

cabin 25- persephone 🌸

cabin 26- eros 💘

cabin 27- nyx 🌌

cabin 38- psyche 🦋

2 months ago
Welcome To The World Of “Being In Love With A Person Who Doesn’t Exist In Real Life But You Pretend

Welcome to the world of “Being in love with a person who doesn’t exist in real life but you pretend they do anyway because you’re obsessed” ✧˖*°࿐

2 months ago

PSA for all Deadpool and Wolverine fanfic writers: Stop writing Logan at a normal weight!

In the comics Logan is 5'3. Everyone knows that. What most don't know is that even at 5'3 he weighs 300 lbs. His skeleton is metal. He's real dense. Man cannot get in a body of water, he will sink every time (this is cannon).

What does that mean for movie!Logan?

He's gonna weigh a lot more. Hugh Jackman is 6'2! He is 11 inches taller than comic!Logan. That means 11 inches of more skeleton metal. He probably weighs closer to like 400lbs. If not more.

When he lays on top of someone, they will feel it. Good luck getting him off of whoever he slept on top of. Good luck breathing.

Edit: @vigilantsycamore did the math and apparently Logan would be closer to 500lbs. Everyone thank them for blessing us with math

2 months ago

queer themes in x-men my beloved. Angel binding his wings. Bobby’s parents asking if he’s tried just not being a mutant. Nightcrawler and catholic guilt. The existence of cherik. Everything with Scott/Jean/Logan. Mystique and Destiny.

2 months ago

God, he's so cunty. that's a babygirl right there

God, He's So Cunty. That's A Babygirl Right There
God, He's So Cunty. That's A Babygirl Right There
2 months ago

Help me save my child from his serious illness, which could lead to the worst things if we do not treat the situation 🚨

I am Najwa Muqdad from Gaza, a mother of four young children. I have twins Ahmed and Mayar, and Al-Waleed and Mira.

Ahmed suffered from convulsions in his head and increased electricity after his birth. He was medication and had blood tests done every two months to ensure that his health was stable. He suffered from these convulsions in 2021. Due to the instability of the medication and the lack of its availability, we are facing difficulties in purchasing medications due to their high prices. Now life has become very difficult and the prices of medications have increased due to their scarcity. Things have become more difficult due to the lack of money and his expensive treatment, which led to its unavailability due to money. I hope that all donors and supporters will not forget Ahmed in the costs of his treatment and buying the appropriate medication and food for him. We also do not forget his brothers from the malnutrition that they suffered during this difficult period. I hope that everyone will pay attention to the matter and I was cut off from you for a period due to the health situation. I hope that this situation will be taken very seriously. The lives of my children are in grave danger and I hope that you will not suffer from what he suffered. May you always be safe and healthy for your children and loved ones. I hope that you will help in his treatment and stabilize his condition, which has worsened over time. Save Ahmed from this disease that has afflicted him, please.

Help Me Save My Child From His Serious Illness, Which Could Lead To The Worst Things If We Do Not Treat
Help Me Save My Child From His Serious Illness, Which Could Lead To The Worst Things If We Do Not Treat
Help Me Save My Child From His Serious Illness, Which Could Lead To The Worst Things If We Do Not Treat
Help Me Save My Child From His Serious Illness, Which Could Lead To The Worst Things If We Do Not Treat
Help Me Save My Child From His Serious Illness, Which Could Lead To The Worst Things If We Do Not Treat

Now we live in dilapidated tents, and my child is unable to

To endure

We are no longer able to provide the necessities of life. My family's future is completely destroyed. I can no longer live in Gaza. I want to leave it and treat my child outside the Gaza Strip, so I need $5,000 per person.

I hope everyone who watches my story will help me.

To get out of Gaza and find treatment and a better life for my children and family.

I am asking for help and I hope you will help me and donate to me

To save my life from death

Donate, even if 25$

I hope you can donate even $25, it would be great.

It will save my child's life

Donate to help Ahmed evacuate Gaza and help him

Spende für Help us to survive, organisiert von Ismail Hileh
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Please help me and my family survive the war and leave the Gaza Strip I am Najah Al-Hai… Ismail Hileh braucht deine Unterstützung für

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My heroic friends who support the Palestinian cause... Today, after we have lost hope in this world, I ask you to help us and stand by

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#free gaza #free palestine

2 months ago

i’m a multi shipper. and when i say that what i mean is i will ship something like it’s fedex for 9 straight months and it will consume my every waking thought and then suddenly i will become insane about something else. this cycle will last *checks watch* the rest of ever

2 months ago
X Men Doodles
X Men Doodles

x men doodles

2 months ago

im obsessed with the headcanons of logan acting like a kitty cat

yes, that 200 year old man does purr

yes, that 200 year old man makes biscuits

yes, that 200 year old man loves fitting in smaller spaces

yes, that 200 year old man does hisses

yes, that 200 year old man does licks his lovers to show affection

yes, that 200 year old man gifts his loved ones with dead animals

2 months ago
He’s Been Made A Victim Of Love And Affection

he’s been made a victim of Love and Affection

2 months ago

All these “wolverine gets passed around the x-mansion like a blunt” jokes are ignoring the obvious. Scott summers is equally a whore. Logan may be the mansions communal top but Scott’s the communal bottom.

Jean grey, Madelyn Pryor, Emma frost, wolverine, angel, psychlocke, storm, pretty sure Polaris is in there somewhere.

Cyclops is a slut. Get it right.

2 months ago
Xmen Hyperfixation Is Back Guys

Xmen hyperfixation is back guys

4 months ago

i love the idea that viggo's issue is that he's always overestimating the dragon riders and that's why he loses. other antagonists always underestimate them, they don't put in all the necessary precautions, which allows the riders to slip through, always throwing parties and gloating before the dragon is in the cage. but viggo?

my man takes so many precautions, his entire island is a war base, and yet, and YET the dragon riders got in by dyeing snotlout's hair blonde, giving him gucci boots and naming him sir ulgertorpe, SIR ULGERTORPE. viggo got catfished by snotlout with blonde hair. he's overestimating them so bad that the IDEA of them "just walking in" doesn't even come to mind. he's ready for fire and death to fall from the sky but a one-legged boy pulling a fast one on him breaks his fancy little english brain.

4 months ago

this is my little world in which i ignore everything regarding my personal life, however in regards to recent events, and someone who has a large following in which most of my demographic is in the states, i have decided to speak up.

the only thing america HATES more than a rapist is a women.

supporting a convicted felon OVER a women is fucking insane.

i don’t care what your religion is. separation of church and state, jesus wasn’t on the god damn ballot.

i’m so incredibly heartbroken for all the women AND people of color AND people apart of the lgbtq+ community.

i urge citizens and people who are able to voice their opinions and vote to do their PROPER research. trump’s economy when he was serving his first term was what some people believed to be a good one because it is what OBAMA built. biden’s economy was shitty BECAUSE it was what trump left.

34 felonies, 43 sexual assault allegations, impeachment twice, 1 conviction, and 2 pending cases. y’all really voted for a man like this, all because you wanted better gas prices and no taxes ???? y’all voted for this over basic human rights ???

i will never understand how so many people saw racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, sexism, being an abuser and decided that those things — PURE HATRED MIND YOU, were not MAJOR deal breakers.

fuck you all who voted against my rights, who voted against the rights of ANYONE who has EVER been discriminated against, and most of all, fuck trump.

4 months ago

lowk evan is the hottest marauders era character and rosekiller is the hottest couple but idk if yall are ready to admit that

4 months ago

my biggest issue with the httyd live action-and just about any live action reboot is that it seems that the live action adaptations are being made to make the original “better”? like, so many people talk about a live action spiderverse, a live action hercules, a live action PRINCE OF EGYPT (dont piss me OFF.)-like animation is a beautiful work of art, and for some reason putting real people and cgi in it is supposed to be an “upgrade”? im probably being that friend that’s too woke or whatever, but i just think it’s so disrespectful to act like something that takes so much time and effort and energy is immediately considered as lower because it is animated. animation is beautiful, and it is one of the most heartfelt art forms there are, and erasing that for the sake of a cash grab is downright degrading to animation as a medium.

My Biggest Issue With The Httyd Live Action-and Just About Any Live Action Reboot Is That It Seems That
My Biggest Issue With The Httyd Live Action-and Just About Any Live Action Reboot Is That It Seems That
My Biggest Issue With The Httyd Live Action-and Just About Any Live Action Reboot Is That It Seems That
My Biggest Issue With The Httyd Live Action-and Just About Any Live Action Reboot Is That It Seems That
My Biggest Issue With The Httyd Live Action-and Just About Any Live Action Reboot Is That It Seems That
My Biggest Issue With The Httyd Live Action-and Just About Any Live Action Reboot Is That It Seems That
My Biggest Issue With The Httyd Live Action-and Just About Any Live Action Reboot Is That It Seems That
My Biggest Issue With The Httyd Live Action-and Just About Any Live Action Reboot Is That It Seems That
4 months ago

I had to put this out somewhere because this man just lives in my brain rent free no thoughts just him: 

I Had To Put This Out Somewhere Because This Man Just Lives In My Brain Rent Free No Thoughts Just Him: 
4 months ago

¿Dating with Chishiya Shuntaro?

Dating Chishiya Shuntaro <3

¿Dating With Chishiya Shuntaro?
¿Dating With Chishiya Shuntaro?
¿Dating With Chishiya Shuntaro?
¿Dating With Chishiya Shuntaro?
¿Dating With Chishiya Shuntaro?
¿Dating With Chishiya Shuntaro?
¿Dating With Chishiya Shuntaro?
¿Dating With Chishiya Shuntaro?
¿Dating With Chishiya Shuntaro?

=͟͟͞͞ ⌧ : I want him so bad it’s unhealthy 🥹

4 months ago

“oh that man is so fucked up”

*immediately starts reading/writing fanfic about him*

5 months ago

i love seeing posts where its dabi and hawks but its switched in a way where

people think dabi is the stone cold silent type while hawks talks talks talks and loves people when IN REALITY

dabi his theater kid attention lacking ass goes public w his shit and is a dramatic mf while

hawks has been shoved in the spotlight too often too much and needs to be nonverbal sometimes and genuinely hates doing flashy things because its too much work

que dabi mumbling to hawks about the shit he went through when he was homeless like "this drunk girl just kept crying on me!" and hawks laying on dabi on tummy cooing to show hes listening <333

5 months ago

hyunjin what are you doing here!?!?

:3

:3

5 months ago

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

5 months ago

women's thighs. you agree. reblog.

5 months ago

Honestly, the main problem I have with the live action HTTYD trailer has nothing to do with turning an already perfect animated film into a live-action remake. (I did a speech on this topic. I could go on for DAYS.) It has nothing to do with any possible differences that will be made (or a lack thereof).

NO.

It has to do with THIS.

Honestly, The Main Problem I Have With The Live Action HTTYD Trailer Has Nothing To Do With Turning An

THIS SHOT RIGHT HERE.

TOOTHLESS’ PUPIL. IS NOT A SLIT. IT IS WIDE FUCKING OPEN.

Throughout the ENTIRE animated universe of HTTYD — every SINGLE movie and TV show — a dragon’s emotion is conveyed through the size of their pupil. A slit signifies typically negative emotions, like anger and discomfort. A wide-open pupil indicates emotions like love and comfort. In the animated movie, Toothless’ pupil cannot be interpreted as anything other than a slit in this scene.

In fact, the creators of the animated film have talked about this decision. It was very intentional. To remove this detail pisses me off, actually. It’s a very clever way to convey emotion in in-human characters in a very effective way. Toothless is probably more scared than he has ever been in his entire life. Of course his pupil is going to be thin as fuck. I just don’t understand why this incredibly emotional detail has been taken out of this incredibly emotional moment between Hiccup and Toothless.

5 months ago

Lifehack: staying in bed for hours after waking up isn't "girlrotting" if you're "jacking off"

5 months ago

Headcanons about marauders as someone who knows nothing about marauders except for what my girlfriend has told me

James

-could be found eating plain unseasoned ground beef to hit his daily protein

-gay

-will always pull over to look at critters

Remus

- gay

- gets mad when splashed at a public pool

- throws things when spooked

Regulus

- twink? I think? Don't know much about him

- gay

- would get sad and eat a whole pack of uncooked flour tortillas

Serious

- dyed his hair way too much growing up

- would hoard every flavor of redbull

-gay

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