Sorry For Being Clinically Insane About Falsettos Do You Guys Still Think I’m Cool And Mysterious

in many ways being alive is about opening your curtains after getting out of bed

i will always fail to understand how THIS became the incel holy grail. fight club is so incredibly fruity bro 😭😭

WTF I YHOIGHT THE THING ABT THEM MEETING ON A NUDE BEACH WAS A HEADCANNON?? LMAO

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. (I accidentally clicked the wrong button on a Tumblr poll and incorrectly skewed the results.)

holy shit y’all should watch this one, what an admirable person

JESSICA LANGE photographed by ANTONIO LOPEZ, 1970s

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

y'all are always complaining about how gay rep has to be perfect and unproblematic like speak for yourself i personally love it when they try to murder each other

accidentally pieced together a narrative on my profile by retweeting things i thought were funny

i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon