Your Friends Watching Something For The First Time And Getting To That Scene VS You, The Knower.

mr mendel, i get apoplexy thinking of my father

its so sweet to me whenever a reconstruction of a neanderthal's face shows up on social media and people are like "oh they would have loved minecraft" "they would have loved weed brownies" it's so sweet. i hope that continues on to the next stage of human evolution. i want whoever comes next to dig me up, reconstruct my face, and for the girlbloggers of this far-flung civilization to go "duuuude she would have loved churfing back a freefing zarbee"

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

I haven’t seen anyone make a Dead Poets Society meme like this yet, so I made one :)

I love loving multiple things because people on tumblr will see like a Hannibal post, but oh wait, don’t let your guard down! House MD post. Oh wait no look out it’s Falsettos! Too sad? Here’s SpongeBob SquarePants. Too goofy? Gravity Falls beam!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!

Don’t let them know ur next move

i did actually attend a catholic school as a kid because it was the only school within walking distance and my parents worked all week so they couldn't drop me off elsewhere and while i was there one of the other kids stabbed me through the hand with a pencil during a fight so i guess i'm like. 1/5th stigmatic.

A LOCAL THEATRE JUST ANNOUNCED THEY ARE DOING FALSETTOS I AM SCREAMING.

Rip stanley you would have loved Avon