Latest Posts by asscrackpandit - Page 3
so uh this might not get to anyone but I tried reporting the Gulf of Mexico renaming on Apple Maps and it literally will not let me. I closed out, took a picture, added and took away my message, and changed the reasons and nothing has changed. did I miss some news or is this happening to anyone else?
Been seeing a lot of folks talk about bugout bags where the context seems to be fleeing a Knock from secret police or something, and I want to gently suggest folks consider more likely reasons to bug out (wildfires, crumbling infrastructure leading to gas leaks, etc).
Make sure your bag can get you through scenarios where you are part of a mass evacuation, rather than you clandestinely leaving in the middle of the night to escape brownshirts.
I feel like thinking in this context will help folks prepare better and think beyond fleeing to the nearest border as their prime objective.
I don't like giving this regime more power than it actually has, so it is helpful to me to think about what I would do in specific scenarios. Planning for those gives me much more concrete action items, reduces my panic, and ends up preparing me better for unknown situations.
A lot of us have real fear of this regime rn, and escaping a Knock is a realistic concern.
But I feel like a lot of white, cishet, middle class folks are in oppression cosplay mode rn, and their brains aren't in a practical space for what the more likely impact to their lives is going to be.
If preparing for a Knock isn't also going to prepare you for facing sitting in traffic for 12 hours with no hotel plans because you need to evacuate a natural disaster on short notice, you should think a bit more about your risk factors and resiliency.
Vague prepping for "When shit hits the fan" means you are going to forget key items. Come up with some specific scenarios to run through and see how your kit would perform.
“But my senator is a Republican”
Gamergate was like 200 people. And now look where we are. “A lot of emails” on a topic to congressional staffers is like, 20. Are politicians spineless idiots? Yes. Use that to your advantage! Is this the only thing you can be doing? No! But it can be the first.
The internet has completely short circuited our sense of scale. The number of people required to move almost any needle is remarkably low. Your involvement in local causes, political pressure WILL have an impact.
Ok, get out there.
going to my friends environmental storytelling themed birthday party and theres overturned chairs and blood everywhere and everyone is gone
everyone go home i think i won gender
TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS
Based on this post. Reblog and tag what you got on the wheel! In the event this breaches containment; I'm a monsterfucker so be warned that a good chunk of these reflect that.
take me to church taio cruz!!!!
I THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING AYO GOTTA LET GO I WANNA CELEBRATE AND LIVE MY LIFE SAYING AYO BABY LETS GO CAUSE WE GON ROCK THIS CLUB WE GON GO ALL NIGHT WE GON LIGHT IT UP LIKE ITS DYNAMITE
"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen
reblogging this because i have to come back to it i don’t even know this game and im crying
fun fact about me! I have hyperadrenergic Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (hPOTS). this means I am prone to fainting when I change positions or when I feel a strong surge of emotion, positive or negative. for me, laughing is my worst non-postural trigger.
this is a clip from playing lethal company with friends a few months ago. you can hear the eerie silence of presyncope at 0:19, and the sound at 0:23 is my face hitting the keyboard lmao. I played this for my mother and she literally pissed herself laughing and DEMANDED I show every single person I know (including my doctors, who thought it was funny to see and surprisingly helpful, especially for being audio only).
on mute at work but passenger seat guy giving major charlie day vvibes
hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao
It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.
So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."
hi! I am desperately in need for help. I need my insulin to bring my blood sugar back down. It’s $300 That’s all I need. I’m not asking for a windfall, just a little help, please.
Be blessed 💓🙏🙏💓
DONATE AND SHARE.
sharing!! I don’t get paid till next week so unfortunately I’m not in a place to give right now, but hoping that others are able to!!
No one is talking about this, but I think it’s because no one knows about it
Tw: black man unalived by texas police
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Genesis Hicks was a young black man who lived in north texas. While unarmed and running away from the cops, they tased him and let him fall and caused him to die by not caring for his body after being tased. When you cause someone to fall down, you have to be careful that they do not fall and harm their body in the fall. Not taking care of him so that he wouldn’t hit his head is a horrible idea and lead to him being in a coma for 2 weeks and then dying.
I don’t know much about Genesis Hicks’s life before his death, but I do know he was young and scared. He was running away for using a fake ID to purchase a car. There was no reason for the police to think he was violent and they knew he was unarmed before causing him to die.
The Frisco police should apologize, charge those involved with his death, and work with local groups to find better ways of running their department for future cases. This should never happen again.
I know those of you seeing this probably care a lot for black people and for those in our country who are being hurt by the police. If you feel inclined, please share Genesis’s story and urge others to care about his life and the inhumane death he suffered.
If you want to express sympathy or buy flowers in Genesis’s memory this is the place for that:
i’m never gonna escape destiel. i’m gonna be fuckin 80 and in the nursing home talking shit about the homophobes
who is scottiebjandeshaw36 and why does she have so many girls’ nudes saved for me
mimes should be screaming and moaning the whole time theyre performing to more realistically reflect the emotional realities of the really fucked up stuff they have to deal with all the time (trapped in a box, tugged on by a rope, suitcase too heavy, etc.)
Reblog for a larger sample size for no sample size at all, because obviously nobody will vote
— Fiona Apple
What I want to know is WHY?
Why'd you say it, Jensen? You didn't have to. You were talking about cooking for fuck's sake! COOKING!! You said you like spicy food-- and that your wife often makes you spicy food.
How great.
How wholesome.
Sure, you kinked it up a bit. You went on to say that she knows how to "spice things up in the kitchen."
Ha Ha
*wink wink * nudge nudge*
And Misha of course responded in his very Misha-like-way with -- "Oh yeah she does!"
So you go "Ayye!" in your trademarked Dean-ish, mock-grumpy tone.
And that was fine.
That was all good, Jensen. You could've left it there, son! You could've gone back to the fucking innocuous topic of cooking.
Go on and share Danneel's recipe. Maybe your favorite spice while you're at it. Or even just go back to saying Italian words in your very Mario & Luigi type accent ... any of that would've worked, my guy.
The world is filled with non-implicating topics!
But NOOOOO .... instead you take a fucking eon-long pause, rub your thigh in the universally known nervous-jackles way, and then you say:
"SHE DOES REFER TO MISHA AS HER BOYFRIEND"????
and then
AAANNDDD THEN
ANNNNDDD THEN YOU SAY
"WHICH IS FUNNY 'CAUSE SO DO I????"
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT COOKING, SIR!!!
COOKING!
MOTHER FUCKING COOKING!
"New Folderr"
if you could have a new folder on your computer what would you put in it? ?
im literally forever obsessed with this because it implies the following:
The Rapture, as described by Christian Evangelicals, has happened
Parents witnessed their son disappear during The Rapture, but remained atheists anyway (based)
Instead of sinners and nonbelievers going to hell or getting killed, they just... stay on Earth.
don't give me hope.......
