Latest Posts by asscrackpandit - Page 4
they’re raising my rent and i don’t want to be stupid online but i want to post a picture of the letter they sent out
because they sent a graph with the rent prices per month (which were ALL raised from last years’, which was already raised by ~$50) and a little slip with it that offers their customer service and “we hope you remain a valued resident!”
what would yuo do if you saw a monkey. in real life. approximately 1-2 meters away from you. and he was smoking a blunt. what would you do my good sir.
ask for a mf hit
You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??
Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!
on april fools day we should all change our icons to this
As an added bonus, it would be cool if you told me your answer + your general place of residence. If you spent most of your life somewhere you currently don't live, tell me where you come from. You can be as specific as the state/province you live in or as unspecific as "eastern US."
I also encourage non-Americans to answer because I'm interested in what others feel is the better name/what they've heard Americans call it.
Pls reblog if u vote :)
If yes, let me know what colors
If no, what colors would you do?
Would you rather: AO3 get taken down permanently, or Tumblr get taken down permanently?
This will affect everyone including yourself
tumblr r u kiddinv me
what are your CHILDHOOD nostalgia songs. like shit ur parents played in the car when u were super young that became an integral part of ur existence
One of my favorite Tumblr gags which I hope never dies is receiving world political news via supernatural Destiel love confession meme.
That's one I'm telling the kids about in 2089.
They probably won't even remember the original context.
i updated my bio so i look like a person but man like idk what else to put. i’m a whore for the majority of art, whether music or film or actual art or books, i’ve got a lot of Adult things going on but i feel 13 mentally sometimes, i take myself too seriously and don’t at the same time, and i get a lot of criticism on run on sentences. all this to say how the fuck do i compress the many one-liners that immediately come to mind that are like 2014 tumblr-esque and a true indicator of my unfortunate humor! i do not, that is how
i have avoided downloading soundcloud for like eight fucking years and pay for spotify but mother cain has finally forced me to submit. never thought this day would come
i think if the only two shows to exist were rupauls drag race and hannibal i would be perfectly fine. not mentally but socially.
sorry for not posting. found myself in a precarious sexual situation, yknow. why do my genitals have to take over my brain my god i am depraved
living in TX is so disheartening like i have to work my ass off to afford anything much less anything fun
but also TWO employees i have within the past week have been kicked out/cut off from their families by their parents. and as someone who also got kicked out what the fuck?? both of their parents likely voted for abbott, as did mine, and it just makes me wonder like why is this their decision?
why have these parents decided that their child is wrong, and the best way to make them realize is to send them out with no support in any form, hoping they either guilt themselves out of it or… what? nearly die from homelessness or financial strain and just show back up, weary and exhausted? i’ve been worried that my mom was right sometimes despite me KNOWING she isn’t, because that’s just how deep family and guilt runs in the bible belt i guess. seeing it happen to other people breaks my heart especially because i am in no place to give them everything they need but lord do i want to, because this is the bleakest i’ve felt in awhile. anyway anyone else having a hard time living in texas lol
anyone else get an idea for a book then you end up just. having so much lore u need to write or come up with. lmk i am struggling
obsessed w the lore in the chronicles of meap. the writers of phineas and ferb r some of my favorite ppl ever
i just watched smile and idk gonna throw my thoughts in i guess it definitely could’ve been better, the ending makes the entire movie even bleaker than it began as
i feel like her career as a therapist is supposed to be a huge commentary on the healthcare system. like i interpreted it as written by someone who wanted to be/was a therapist or hates therapists, because rose’s breakdown highlights her criticism of her own mental health so much, down to her telling holly she was fine right after she saw someone die. like she continually denies herself any relief but is also denied any relief by pretty much anyone. so like i fucking hate how bleak it is but i think it’s just supposed to reflect that trauma not only is generational, and complex/connected etc., but that so many people are not only underprepared to deal w trauma but also unwilling
like rose opens up at the end but she focuses on her feeling with joel, and she was burnt out when the movie began. idk i’m rambling at this point, especially because i don’t like how it ends but i’m desperately trying to understand the point bc why not idk
it’s hard being a writer bc like i have so many ideas in my head all i want to do is write but like. i don’t wanna write
it took us a hot minute but the badges are done. reblog to receive your badge
i can’t believe i didn’t write THIS i am doing both rn
Inside me there are two wolves. One wants to watch The X Files all the way through for the first time while avoiding spoilers even though it’s a 29 year old show. The other wants to spend all the time I am not watching The X Files consuming all the fanfic, fan art, and other media I can find.
well. if anyone wants to help me i live in texas and i am just. fucking terrified!! my god!!!!! the world we are living in right now. fuck greg abbott that soulless man deserves hell i don’t even know what to really say say like what the fuck
anyone else ever feel like they were proverbially beaten into silence as a kid and now that’s why they’re just quiet. like i just learned at an early age that people do not care what i have to say so might as well just shut up and wait till someone asks something. as a child and a girl i felt that not only did no one care, but that my silence was more appreciated than my words would have been. idk i just feel like my silence is so second-nature and yet it’s something i struggle to break out of daily. anyway yes i did grow up in the south why did you ask
“______ lives rent free-“ no. i live rent free in my head. haven’t thought about anything except the concept of myself as a person. also unrelated does anyone know how to get good cheap therapy or medication