Assworms - Worms!

So like obviously this isn't how it went down but wouldn't it be funny as fuck if bill used ford's body to flirt with fiddleford in a really ostentatious and weird way to try and like scare him off or something but fiddleford is kind of a crazy freak too and was actually into it and he never really had a thing for ford he literally only wanted to fuck him when bill was possessing him but he didn't know it was bill he just thought ford had like a personality disorder or something

How do they preferred their sandwich you know is it bread, butter, ham, cheese, or it bread butter cheese, ham, (from down top) or do they just not care cuz they’re criminals    

alt-ford isn’t picky about it, most of the time he’ll eat ingredients separately because making a sandwich is “inefficient”. bill has to have any bread crusts cut off

Found this on an old post by a seemingly-deleted account and it is my very honest reaction:

stupid doodles that i like

The second picture is like:



[Toon x Mobster] magma stuff

Kicking a dead horse with that whole 'not canon' schtick, but, in my defence, I personally have never kicked it before. I can get out with one free pass, I think.