If Everyone In The World Was Always So Niceys I'd Totally Dox Myself And See Who Comes To Hang Out. Alas

I don’t know how Sophie didn’t crash out more when the council put the ability restrictor on her. I would have blown up in major proportions. You would have to shatter my ass because no amount of elixir would hide the amount of mental illness I’m about to show you.

I wanna gush about akiba maid war sooooo bad

It's so underrated and unacknowledged it makes me sad

It's an anime about maid cafes, but also it's about gang wars and one poor girls dive into a violent world when she only wanted to be a café maid

And it has literally NO fanservice, the closest thing would be the manager getting naked to prove her loyalty unprompted, and she's a grown adult and an absolute looser

And they play the maid gangs COMPLETELY STRAIGHT, these girls are killing each other and treating getting your hair cut like loosing a finger

But when it's funny it's actually funny. One of the characters is a washed up gyaru, there's a girl who's lived as a panda for like 15 years, the best maid in their Cafe basically sold her soul to doing it, and the manager is again a massive looser constantly

And the music is very good! Even the dub does a great job of singing the songs in English!

And the ending felt satisfying

Honestly, it's breaking bad if instead of selling meth they ran a maid Cafe that kinda sucked

Anyway, oinky doinky smooch, moe moe kyun. Watch Akiba Maid War

Thinking about the events of S2E7 from Silco's perspective is so fucking funny. Like picture me this:

You're the ambassador to Zaun on the council, Heimerdinger is also on the counsel. He's a stupid old man who has ignored the existence of the undercity for all 300+ years he's been in politics. You Do Not Like Him.

All of a sudden, seemingly out of nowhere, he takes GREAT interest in Zaun and starts going down there to neglect his counselman duties to play the banjo and hang out with all the scientifically-inclined kids, which unfortunately also means your kids. Now the old man is at your husband's bar every day talking about science with your daughter. There is no escape.

Anyway your life is going pretty well and then three years later, you hear that your daughter's boyfriend is participating in a contest with an invention she (and fucking Heimerdinger??) helped him with. You think cool, all of my kids are in some way involved with this silly science contest, I'll get drunk and go to the before-party to say hi to Ekko.

Ekko immediately looks at you with pure disgust and reminds you of the most traumatic thing that ever happened to you unprompted. What the fuck. Anyways.

Then you're schmoozing around the bar and you hear a fucking bomb go off near your daughter's little clubhouse and see her stumble out with her barely-conscious boyfriend who has no memories of the past two months, and when you ask what happened she just goes "Heimerdinger died"

WHAT

The pope’s pet cardinal

I’ve been rewatching bsd and I cannot hide it any longer…THEY’RE ALL GAY! How the hell did I get through this show before? Every single time Dazai is on screen with chuuya they’re practically undressed, about to jack off. And don’t even get me started on atsushi and akutagawa.

cage of the soul

going insane over a pretty blond i need to be shot i need to be cauterize just one chance maam please i could treat you better than any boy youve ever met i promise im on my knees

Everything aside, the current state of bsd manga is absolutely hilarious from the point of view of Akutagawa specifically. You have no idea who you are or where you came from, only that you must guard those people you don't know against the evil spirits™. You get your ass handed to you by said evil spirits™ in the span of one chapter. You are currently alternating between getting punched, thrown, impaled, hung by the head, and stabbed. There is a guy next to you experiencing ten mental breakdowns all at once. The other guy you are supposed to fight against is half blabbering metaphysics nonsense, half talking about how much he loved spending time with another guy. You have been alive for a total of maybe two hours