Emily: Could You imagine if Dinosaurs Were Still Alive Today? 

Emily: could you imagine if dinosaurs were still alive today? 

Reid: if dinosaurs were still alive today we would most definitely end up dead. 

Emily: i’d have a brontosaurus as a little pet.

Reid: the human race would be eaten alive.

Emily: its name would be Bronco. 

Reid: i don’t think we’d survive at the same time as any omnivore species. 

Emily: come here, bronc-ee bronc-ee. mamas got a snacky wacky for you. and he’s got three phds which means there’s plenty of brain to-

Reid: ok, that’s enough. 

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2 months ago

I'm back on my doctor who bullshit and I just. I cannot get over ninerose. he met her right after losing his entire planet and what's the first thing he does? he takes her to witness the destruction of hers, so that he can have this, he can have someone who knows what it's like to stand and watch their world burn. but he can take her back, Earth is still there, she can still go home. he can never have that. he can never go home. but at least for that short time, he had someone who Understood. he wasn't alone anymore.

1 year ago
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2 weeks ago

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

11 months ago

Han Sooyoung potentially the most doomed by the narrative character of all time. She wrote the entire narrative that doomed her. She was a lonely and neglected but otherwise normal child and then at some point in her young teen years she gets possesed by a god that uses her body every night to write the story that will destroy the world. Her mind and body are no longer fully her own, they've been hijacked by someone who is leaving her exhausted and with confusing dreams, someone who is sealing her fate and pushing her along towards her destiny without HSY having a single clue. She will follow the pre determined path this God laid out for her, will go through all the suffering and pain that this God has planned, until it is too late for her to turn back. When she finally realises the truth she will be in too deep, and her only choice will be to continue along this chosen path. She loves too fiercely to choose any other way. She will doom the world over and over again, selfishly sacrificing millions and selflessly sacrificing every part of herself because her monstrous heart is too full of love. This one boy she cares for must stay alive. There is no price she will not pay in order to make that happen.

After all this you'd think she'd be furious at this God but how can she? The god is her, just a version of her further along the narrative who cannot change her nature anymore than young Han Sooyoung or old Han Sooyoung can. The god will write and write to keep this boy alive without ever getting to see him or talk to him, and in the end she will flicker out to be nothing but a part of HSY's memories. Every version of Han Sooyoung is tied to this narrative, there is no one point where you can stop and blame a version of her. They are all guilty and they will all do it over and over again. They are too full of fierce, selfish love for any other alternative.

3 years ago

Writing Prompt #1635

“This joke has gone on long enough; it’s fair time to reveal yourself to these people.”

Anger and embarrassment warmed my face, and I found myself unable to look at my friends. The friends I had been deceiving all this time. I had told myself they would never know, and now it wasn’t even my choice.

1 year ago

Mourn the dead. Fight like hell for the living.

Mourn The Dead. Fight Like Hell For The Living.

Credits: @/rac00nsky on twitter

11 months ago

love as an act of consumption in omniscient reader's viewpoint... the obvious example of kdj consuming twsa to survive, but also 1863rd hsy letting herself and the world be consumed because she loves kdj and wants to keep him alive. lsy offering her own story to the masses because she (incorrectly) thought it would help dokja. dokja only understanding her and deciding to try and have a relationship with her when shes consumed by fourth wall. od offering up body parts to help yjh. persephone, who becomes dokjas mother, introducing the concept of stories being sustanence. 999 being the lifetime where yjh decided to live for others, and hes also the kkoma who cooks dumplings for kdj. i just love how orv compares stories to food as something that not only keeps us alive but can have flavor and texture and be a comfort. and then theres the underlaying irony of yjh, the character controlled by the story, being a chef. he prepares the sustanence for others. but he also loves food and takes pride in it. he becomes his own person and he cooks for himself. can anyone hear me its dark in here.

2 months ago

no, nine, please. your leather jacket was too cunty. the people can't handle your effortless nice guy swag and bitchy personality.

1 month ago
They'll Be Searching For A While

They'll be searching for a while

3 years ago
First Batch Of Commissions Done! ^^ )/
First Batch Of Commissions Done! ^^ )/
First Batch Of Commissions Done! ^^ )/
First Batch Of Commissions Done! ^^ )/
First Batch Of Commissions Done! ^^ )/
First Batch Of Commissions Done! ^^ )/
First Batch Of Commissions Done! ^^ )/

first batch of commissions done! ^^ )/

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