I'll Be Honest I Don't Think My Frontal Lobe Will Develop By Age 25

i will be showing this to my brother at the dinner table when he starts talking about muskrat and i will start a fight when my father tries to defend him

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

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Self care is stupid I want to beat my dad with his own bones

Goodnight to women only. Men think about what you did.

It’s just me and my big thighs against the world

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

I love you dumplings I love you gyoza I love you xiaolongbao I love you wonton I love you baozi I love you mandu and yes even you, ravioli