atheoreticalslut
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boygenius
Photo credit: Griffin Lotz for Rollingstone
not all angels are in heaven. for example i’m mostly at home
oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation
I don’t like being referred to as a boy
i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:
1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.
2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.
60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.
“How’s life?”
Me:
I sculpted your Shape in 3D 👍
this is actually incredible
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEANDERTHAL CHILD WITH DOWN'S SYNDROME? Because they're all I've been thinking about when I'm sad for the past few days. Their existence makes me less sad.
he never did anything wrong
by Talos this can’t be happening
i mean fuck, i like pills, i like drugs, i like gettin money, i like strippers, i like to fuck, i like day-drinkin and day parties and hollywood, i like doing hollywood shit— snort it, probably would
having one of the worst days of my life just for Flo app to tell me I might be feeling zen today.
bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis
you know what? fuck you. *unionizes your salt*
not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth
four different friends just sent me the same meme about swimming. to be loved is to be known i guess ;)
listen to me. i do not care how old you are or how silly you think something is. in this world you have to take the things that make you happy and be all about them. it’s the only way you’re gonna survive.