Date Idea: Take Me On A Picnic And Fuck Me In Missionary So I Can Cloud Watch

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”

has anyone done this yet idk?

you ever have 8,045 bad mental health days in a row

boygenius

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cozy girl forced to get out of bed no survivors

Goodnight to women only. Men think about what you did.

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

i feel this on every level