I Heard Theres This Little Pink Guy Called A Shrimp. Huge If True

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

they should invent a money that is in my bank account

makes real friends for the first time in my life: this is so nice. it's like platonic polyamory

them: you mean a friend group?

a fun thing about being on medication that carries warnings like 'if you suddenly stop taking this you might have effects that can range from feeling crummy to psychosis' is that the pharmacy will still go 'haha oopsie we forget to get those pills you order every single month, you can do without for a while right'

all girls want is for you to listen to their playlist and tell them they have the best music taste ever

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

Toothless/Nose

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.