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they dont make bombs that are a big black ball with a string sticking out of it anymore

i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do

...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11

*bass drop* w-w-w-whats good lactation nation its your girl dj cowtits bringing you the sloshiest beats

they should let you microwave your hand

Not going to live the rest of my life and not going to kill myself but a secret third thing

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you