Trying To Seductively Get On My Knees For You But My Knees Crack So Loud It Echoes And I’m Stuck There

i hAte being autistic

"virgin" airlines? heh... not after I'm done with em...

my favorite historical thing about actual pirates is most of them were really young guys who died between the ages of 17 and 24 so one of the reasons blackbeard is so famous three hundred years later is because he was, like, thirty-two and still kicking which made him seem really wise and shit-together by comparison. it's like when you're a 28 year old woman and get tumblr asks from college freshman that say "oh my god you don't look like a withered corpse at all"

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

it's practically taboo to still talk about covid but god i wish we could acknowledge the worldwide trauma it's clearly still causing in people. like, it's flat out just. not "polite" to talk about how a mass deadly event might, JUST MIGHT, emotionally affect us a little bit. how an airborne invisible-to-the-eye thing can just BE anywhere now. how abandoned we still feel by our respective governments. how we've lost family, friends, either to death or misinformation and cults, which they cling to because they're ALSO afraid but often refuse to admit it because it'd mean admitting covid is real and ongoing. we just. can't talk about it i guess.

sopping. out of my lane. disoriented. milk down my face.

not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth