“How’s Life?”

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11

all girls want is for you to listen to their playlist and tell them they have the best music taste ever

gender fluid? nah, i peed my pants

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

why do you charge money for your art

big fan of eating

I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid