"she Killed Innocent People" Ok Well Her Eyes Are Literally Big And Brown And Sad So She Can Do Whatever

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff

I am not immune to little items. if there's a thingy I need it. 1million knick knacks.

its not inexplicable to me. i could explic it.

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

babe pay attention i have boobs to show you

Are y’all like gay or something

learned about the “light academic” genre today. which i guess is just if you go to college and don’t kill anybody

People are so weird “my heart beats faster when you are around and I get all hot and bothered” sound alike your allergic honey

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke