A Woman Will Be A Literal Ray Of Sunshine And Post Things Like "normalize Evil Women" Unprovoked

Lesbians will see a girl using a weapon expertly and lose all higher cognitive functioning for 5 min

anyone else gay and only sort of okay at video games?

i only set you on fire a little bit. grow up.

honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that 

if I got carried away by the harpies I would accept my fate because I respect women

omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out

"can i be mean for a second?" you can be mean for 10,000 years and i'll hang onto your every word, my queen. my goddess

You keep sending assassins after me but I kiss every one of them on the lips so sweetly

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

You're all just jealous because I'm sexy and overthrew God. I bet you can't even name one bad thing I've done aside from all the murder.