I Only Set You On Fire A Little Bit. Grow Up.

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

“who hurt you” me dude I’m fucking dumb

pspspsps (me calling you into bed for cuddles)

nice trauma you got there. wanna bond over it?

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

Sorry babe, the thigh garter holding my daggers stay on during sex

they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

hands (gay subtext)