Aside From Being The Worst Person Alive I Am Literally Perfect

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

VIBE CHECK *gently presses our foreheads together*

Sorry babe, the thigh garter holding my daggers stay on during sex

"forgive and forget" WRONG! go to hell

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re

died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

[falls in the shower] parkour

I don't need therapy I just need to be saved by an older wealthy woman with an I-could-fix-her complex who is inexplicably obsessed with me specifically

everybody get out of this grocery store i need some time alone