VIBE CHECK *gently Presses Our Foreheads Together*

thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

Free my woman she did all of it but I don’t care

"ne'er-do-well" is such a harsh criticism like bro ne'er? e'er? like youd think at least some'imes id do well but nope. ne'er

i once made a text post that got 33 notes maybe you should think before you talk to me that way

any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

ever since i was a little girl i always dreamed of becoming a provincial warlord

You keep sending assassins after me but I kiss every one of them on the lips so sweetly

i love u depressed white girl

ive never done anything wrong so if you dont like me its probably because youve got an impure heart